Cracked Archive - Video Games
The 6 Craziest Ways Creators Hid Themselves in Video Games
When we're playing video games, we don't really think much about the people who make them. So maybe it's no surprise that game developers come up with devious and quite frankly insane ways to insert their faces in hidden spots of the game.
- By Codie Martin
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- August 31, 2012
The 6 Most Absurdly Difficult Video Game Puzzles
Here are the men responsible for the thousands of innocent deaths of video game controllers.
- By Mark Hill
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- August 23, 2012
7 Amazing Video Games We'll Never Get to Play
To any game developers who may be reading: You can take any of the ideas presented in this column, just as long as you don't make another Call of Duty game.
- By Robert Brockway
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- August 08, 2012
3 Reasons to Hate Casual Video Games
All these games rope you in, and then only after hours of wasted time do you realize what a stupid mistake you made.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 26, 2012
5 Prejudices That Video Games Can't Seem to Get Over
Look, we set the standards for video games and we know that being racist, sexist, homophobic jerkholes is wrong ... don't we?
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 18, 2012
So You've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Ass
No. I have ... a thing ... in my ... b ... b ... I can't tell you.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 15, 2012
The 5 Most Absurdly Expensive Items in Online Gaming
For years alchemists tried to turn stupid lead into gold. Game developers have fixed that formula by ditching the dead weight of the eighth word.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 03, 2012
The 14 Worst Boobs in the History of Video Games
Video games treat breasts like real black holes: irresistable points which suck in anyone who comes near, yet don't obey the classical laws of physics.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 22, 2012
4 Reasons Why the Best Multiplayer Games Are All Broken
I have to admit that some of the most fun I've ever had in gaming was due to multiplayer. It just so happens that every great multiplayer game I've played was completely broken.
- By Robert Brockway
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- June 20, 2012
6 Moments That Make Video Games Worth It
With joy in my heart, let me try to explain the feelings that come with being a video game player.
- By Jason Pargin
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- June 12, 2012
5 Great Ways to Destroy Your Highly Anticipated Video Game
There's a long list of massively anticipated games that didn't come out until years after their initial announcement at E3. There are a few reasons why this happens, which I've enumerated in an extraordinarily gritty list.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 07, 2012
The 6 Most Insane Video Games About Dating
Dating video games are hugely popular in Japan. Naturally, some of these games go just a little too far.
- By Mark Hill, Dustin Koski
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- May 24, 2012
The 5 Worst Marketing Failures in the History of Video Games
When the ‘Diablo III’ servers were broken for most of its first day live, millions of frustrated fingers told the Internet how pissed off they were. However, as far as video game PR disasters go, it couldn't contend with these classics:
- By Seanbaby
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- May 20, 2012
6 Japanese Video Games That Will Make Your Head Explode
For those of you who have become numb to video games, allow us to give you feeling again.
- By Miles Bacchus
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- May 19, 2012
The 6 Greatest Video Games We'll Never Get to Play
Every gamer I know is that they all have at least one revolutionary, brilliant, perfect, and heartbreakingly unrealized ‘I Have a Game’ concept: Some untapped property, or some new direction for a sequel that just never got made, but would shake the gaming world to the core if it did.
- By Robert Brockway
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- May 05, 2012
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