Allow us to present a 9-course meal of -- wait, that can't be right. Ewwww.
These are the baffling contraptions that remind us that while thinking outside the box is cool and all, you should probably make sure that there isn't a better, cheaper version already in the box
Kind of like 'Innerspace,' and you're Martin Short. And instead of Dennis Quaid it's robots wanting to destroy humanity.
Still no flying cars. God. Dammit.
Even the most beloved gaming franchises have farted out a trainwreck of a game once or twice in their lives. The results range from simply unplayable to laughably insane.
Many of the things we think of as being unique to the Internet generation pre-date it by decades.
How would an internet-addicted world adjust to life without it?
I decided to apply my powerful brain to the problem, and find out what Windows 7 would mean for you, the average user. With only pre release versions and betas available for download, to get a copy of the actual release version, I had to turn to eBay
The little guy has been increasingly making huge media companies his prison-wench thanks to the two most dangerous things in existence: Boredom and knowing how to use the internet.
In order to get you the machine that functions at the level it does, the PC industry went through many, many horrible designs and ill-conceived products. So you can bitch about the cheap Gateway laptop you've been using for five years, but at least it's not any of these.