Rage... rising. Must... control... urge to kill...
Narrator: You can really kick some...
Actor: BUT first, a little class. I've got just about as little as anyone.
Oooohhhh! Now it makes sense: Comedy murdered this man's family some time ago and he's dedicated his life to returning the favor.
And here he is playing up the common stereotype of Roman Catholic priests having ...
... really small heads? No, there's really just no explanation, is there?
So the versatility of this actor sends a clear message: Whatever you wanted to do on your computer, there was a Microsoft product that could make you want to strangle a man to death. You can imagine how confused Bill Gates was when the "my hands are tied" bit didn't land. That one had just killed when he used it in his PowerPoint at that month's board meeting.