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Tinder Installs "Are You Sure?" Safety Function To Deter Gross Messages<\/a><\/h2>

Bad news if your go-to Tinder pickup line is asking your match if their pants are from space ...<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Microsoft Finally Kills Off Internet Explorer<\/a><\/h2>

Goodnight, sweet prince.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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7 (Nearly) Lost Wonders of the World Wide Web<\/a><\/h2>

Changes to the internet can be good. But we're losing beloved pieces of culture and community in the process.<\/p>

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By Justin McGown <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Sci-Fi Tropes That Are Coming True Because Of The Cops<\/a><\/h2>

American police departments sure are learning the wrong lessons from our favorite movies.<\/p>

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By Charles Smith <\/a> <\/dd>
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55 Weird Stories About How Famous Things Got Invented<\/a><\/h2>

Every invention has a story, and most of them are totally ridiculous.<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Man Buys Google Argentina's Domain Name For Less Than $3<\/a><\/h2>

Talk about a cybersquatting bargain ...<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Google Translate Has Dinosaur Ideas About Gender Roles<\/a><\/h2>

When a century of feminism gets lost in translation.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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A History of WhiteHouse.com, A.K.A. The Biggest Internet Controversy Of The 1990s<\/a><\/h2>

Back in the day, every website name was up for grabs, and stupidity inevitably followed.<\/p>

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By Greg Ott <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Wikipedia Editing Scandals That Slipped Under Readers' Radars<\/a><\/h2>

Wikipedia is an invaluable resource for cheating at bar trivia, but it does have its downsides.<\/p>

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By Mark Hill <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Foolish Flaws That Make Crypto Total Trash<\/a><\/h2>

Crypto is crapto, everyone.<\/p>

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By Steven Assarian <\/a> <\/dd>
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'Space Karen' Elon Musk Is Now Officially Tesla's 'Technoking'<\/a><\/h2>

Here's what you need to know about Elon's, erm, Musk-y new title. <\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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