Watch out, TikTok-ing Alpha Betas ...
Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...
'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'
Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.
Because as everyone knows, nothing heals the pain of losing your job amid a pandemic and global recession quite like an upbeat pop song from a children's film, right?
Why would Google give you such a weird and hilariously wrong answer?
It's the Photoshop eyedropper tool come to life.
Amazon looks a lot like Dunder Mifflin right now.
He didn’t mean any harm -- he just picked a weird hobby in sixth grade, and then he got in too deep.