One night I got wasted and decided I'd finally had enough Minion memes. So I decided to fire back at them in the most gangster way I knew how: I drafted a tweet about it.
Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.
It turns out that a stubborn determination to fix something RIGHT NOW DAMMIT is not an especially good mindset when dealing with delicate, precision-oriented tasks.</p>
My journey from phonelessness to re-enphonification took just hours of time, but the true cost was to my soul. In a way, I died that day.
Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.
I got paid to play Final Slam 2. That's the way it should be. People should get a direct deposit of $4.00 every time they launch the game.
Because of the nature of the Internet and just plain ol' dumbass human interaction, the longer Facebook is an entity, the stronger its IQ vacuum becomes.
I take intelligent criticism to heart, but I even try to find value in the ... less than brilliant stuff that is so prevalent here on the Internet. And I think I can help everybody do the same.
If I want a service of any kind, I at least want it from someone who has the wherewithal to capitalize their words in email subject headings.
I don't know how to make an app, but I can't imagine a flashlight app is difficult to make. It seems like the potato-powered lightbulb of the app world.
The thought of eating bugs might gross/freak/flip you out, but chances are you're doing it already and just don't know it.
Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.
Technology is how humanity puts its smartest minds into its dumbest hands.
I shouted angry oaths at my own computer until it answered me. Here's what I found.
Like an awful stain on the already disgusting tapestry of porn we call home, here are some of the more inexplicable 1990s artifacts that are somehow still around.