Cracked Archive - Tech

Hidden Clauses Coming To Software Licensing Agreements

The user agreements of the future will be completely insane and still read by no one.


13 Vehicle Modifications Bad Drivers Should (Have To) Make

Seats that warm our butt cheeks are pretty great, but we've have some other features we'd really like to see in our cars.


What Would The World Be Like If The Internet Never Existed?

Here's a vision of a reality where the internet went the way of Betamax and 3-D Doritos. The result is both nutty and haunting.


27 Suggested Words And Phrases For Describing Modern Life

Pretty soon our language will be nothing but emojis.


6 Hilariously Nerdy (Surprisingly Epic) Wikipedia Fights

When random strangers get together and have an internet battle, it gets awful for everyone.


5 Things No One Tells You About Panhandling Online

Asking for money is never easy. Even if you're just sticking a gun in someone's face and outright demanding it,.


5 Real Computer Hacks You Didn't Realize Were Possible

If Hollywood is to be believed, every single thing around you can be hacked. And, frighteningly enough, that trope is becoming less dumb every day.


14 Design Flaws You Didn't Notice In Stuff You Use Every Day

Whether it's due to aesthetic or convenience, a lot of the stuff we use every day is woefully inadequate and even dangerous.


5 Poor Design Problems You Didn't Know Have Easy Fixes

The modern world is full of things that we take for granted, that we actually have the technology and know-how to make better. But we don't.


Let's Teach An AI To Play Mario: 5 Ways AI Will End Humanity

Exactly what kinds of dumb but disconcerting things are we teaching AI to do? Well ...


10 Nonexistent Apps We'd Use Constantly

We're launching Kickstarters for all of these.


5 Breakthroughs In Tech (That Make Us Look Really Dumb)

One of the greatest things about new technology is how easy it is for us to abuse it under the guise of 'innovation.'


12 Honest Answers To Questions Google Keeps Asking

These maniac queries seem less like valid suggestions and more like something a coked-up 'True Detective' character might scream at the unforgiving skies.


5 Things Virtual Reality Is Fixing (That Aren't Broken)

There will be a VR version of everything. Everything. Including things that have no business being in virtual reality.


5 Mundane Things Virtual Reality Is About To Make Awesome

You can thank the VR engineers who diverted their attention away from the virtual tits bouncing against their corneas long enough to innovate the following areas.