Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Remarkably Stupid Ideas Silicon Valley Keeps Falling For
Even the most innovative industry can be vulnerable to outright bad ideas.
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- By Alex Hanton
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74 Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)
Special chat software lets their employees see everything you're typing in real time -- not that they want you to know that.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)
What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?
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- By Adam Wears
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The Latest 'Simpsons' Memes Are Not For The Young, Hip
Combining Golden Age Simpsons and Limewire piracy is a real litmus test for internet oldsters.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Livestreams That Flew Off The Rails Completely
That whole live and uncut thing doesn't always end well.
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- By Adam Wears
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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
Researchers have found a loophole into unlocking the Tesla Model S: its key.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think
The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.
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- By Cracked Writers
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Computers Can Now Make You The Greatest Dancer In The World
Researchers may have found a way to Auto-Tune your body.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Behold, The Hottest App of 2018: Windows 95
Let's all take an excruciatingly slow trip down memory lane.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 6 Most Epically Pointless Arguments on Wikipedia
Battles fought on Wikipedia are pointless, insane, or both.
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- By Taylor Daine, Eamon Lahiri, Dan Hopper
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4 Internet Startups That Are Plain Evil
Tech bros never run out of terrible ideas.
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Companies That Tried Edgy PR Stunts Online (And Failed)
Social Media 101: Avoid these mistakes.
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- By Stephan Roget
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Want To Beat Facial Recognition Tech? Dress Like a Juggalo
Apparently, the key to beating Big Brother is to look as crazy as possible forever.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Disturbing Things About Dating Apps Nobody Told You
As if the act of dating itself weren't already frustrating beyond belief.
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- By Dan Hopper
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Disney Is Apparently Making Robot Stuntmen Now
These animatronic stunt performers can fall with the best of them.
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- By Cedric Voets
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