Cracked Archive - Tech

12 Honest Answers To Questions Google Keeps Asking
12 Honest Answers To Questions Google Keeps Asking

These maniac queries seem less like valid suggestions and more like something a coked-up 'True Detective' character might scream at the unforgiving skies.

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5 Things Virtual Reality Is Fixing (That Aren't Broken)
5 Things Virtual Reality Is Fixing (That Aren't Broken)

There will be a VR version of everything. Everything. Including things that have no business being in virtual reality.

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5 Mundane Things Virtual Reality Is About To Make Awesome
5 Mundane Things Virtual Reality Is About To Make Awesome

You can thank the VR engineers who diverted their attention away from the virtual tits bouncing against their corneas long enough to innovate the following areas.

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Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form
Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form

ASMR videos baffle science, but millions of views on the internet suggests there's something to this strange phenomenon.

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6 Ways People Got Screwed By Websites You Use Every Day
6 Ways People Got Screwed By Websites You Use Every Day

You could be standing underneath the Hollywood sign, and Google would still direct you on a two-hour death march to a distant observatory.

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7 Iconic Companies That Publicly Lost Their Minds
7 Iconic Companies That Publicly Lost Their Minds

When a superstar tragically dies in car crash, logically you should leverage that to sell car insurance.

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7 Surprisingly Blatant Ways Popular Companies Screw You Over
7 Surprisingly Blatant Ways Popular Companies Screw You Over

It turns out modern conveniences make being openly racist super easy.

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GoPro Is Failing And Only 'Adult' Content Can Save It
GoPro Is Failing And Only 'Adult' Content Can Save It

You are a coward, and that is why GoPro needs to embrace pornography.

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5 Common-Sense Dating Apps That Unbelievably Don't Exist
5 Common-Sense Dating Apps That Unbelievably Don't Exist

If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.

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4 Awful Secrets No One Is Telling You About Windows 10
4 Awful Secrets No One Is Telling You About Windows 10

This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.

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5 Ways Modern Technology Is Ruining Your Life
5 Ways Modern Technology Is Ruining Your Life

Bluetooth and speakerphones don't do anything to help their user's distractedness, and in fact more car accidents are attributed to hands-free technology.

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6 Futuristic Technologies That Are Huge Disappointments
6 Futuristic Technologies That Are Huge Disappointments

Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.

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The Bizarre Origins Of The Internet's Most Persistent Meme
The Bizarre Origins Of The Internet's Most Persistent Meme

One night I got wasted and decided I'd finally had enough Minion memes. So I decided to fire back at them in the most gangster way I knew how: I drafted a tweet about it.

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7 Insane Problems We'll Have To Deal With In The Future
7 Insane Problems We'll Have To Deal With In The Future

Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.

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5 Ways To Ruin Your Computer (Tested)
5 Ways To Ruin Your Computer (Tested)

It turns out that a stubborn determination to fix something RIGHT NOW DAMMIT is not an especially good mindset when dealing with delicate, precision-oriented tasks.</p>

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