These maniac queries seem less like valid suggestions and more like something a coked-up 'True Detective' character might scream at the unforgiving skies.
There will be a VR version of everything. Everything. Including things that have no business being in virtual reality.
You can thank the VR engineers who diverted their attention away from the virtual tits bouncing against their corneas long enough to innovate the following areas.
ASMR videos baffle science, but millions of views on the internet suggests there's something to this strange phenomenon.
You could be standing underneath the Hollywood sign, and Google would still direct you on a two-hour death march to a distant observatory.
It turns out modern conveniences make being openly racist super easy.
You are a coward, and that is why GoPro needs to embrace pornography.
If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.
This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.
Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.
One night I got wasted and decided I'd finally had enough Minion memes. So I decided to fire back at them in the most gangster way I knew how: I drafted a tweet about it.
Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.