Apparently, students these days require $800 HTC Vive virtual reality headsets.
The next generation is not just going to be unaware of a dial tone, they're going to have to Google the term because it means nothing.
Rather than make our world into a dystopia, our advanced technology is making it into a bizarre science-fiction adventure.
In a time when our voices need to be heard more than ever, militant chatbot political spammers are dooming us all.
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.
This ad scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of what it expects voters to throw a fit over.
Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?
We can't prove it, but knowing how to code makes you a thousand times sexier to those you're attempting to woo.