Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Shocking Ways People Keep Making Technology Racist
Much like the children of Klan members and anti-vaxxers, technology itself is cursed by the folly of its creators.
- By Saikat Bhowmik
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- September 02, 2017
Why The Internet Is About To Change For The Worse
We're quickly moving toward a walled-off version of the web that works like streaming services do now.
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 21, 2017
Modern 'Back To School' Guides Assume You're A Millionaire
Apparently, students these days require $800 HTC Vive virtual reality headsets.
- By Luis Prada
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- August 14, 2017
5 Ways The Modern World Makes Mass Murder Easier
The FBI's report about the rise of spree shootings is directly adjacent to the rise in the web's popularity. That can't be a coincidence.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- August 09, 2017
5 Things You Grew Up With (Your Kids Will Think Are Insane)
The next generation is not just going to be unaware of a dial tone, they're going to have to Google the term because it means nothing.
- By Ian Fortey
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- July 28, 2017
5 Technologies That Will Change The World In Baffling Ways
Rather than make our world into a dystopia, our advanced technology is making it into a bizarre science-fiction adventure.
- By Stephan Roget
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- May 28, 2017
5 New Technologies That Look So Needlessly Evil
We know none of the following things are actually evil. But can't help but suspect these were devised by mustache-twirling loons.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- May 19, 2017
Internet Outrage Is Beginning To Hurt Its Own Cause
In a time when our voices need to be heard more than ever, militant chatbot political spammers are dooming us all.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 16, 2017
6 Dark Secrets YouTube Doesn't Want You To Know
You don't get to be what is essentially an entertainment monopoly without screwing a few people along the way.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 11, 2017
6 Golden Rules For Arguing With Jerks Online
Having no children of my own, my only legacy is to pass on some key tips for surviving this great digital expanse.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- May 10, 2017
13 Mind-Numbingly Stupid ‘Improvements’ To Products
It turns out most of our favorite toys these days are more Crystal Pepsi than not.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 10, 2017
13 Pieces Of Technology That Are About To Change The World
We're living in the future minus all the personal space ships and Ewoks and junk.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 19, 2017
The 7 Saddest Questions On Yahoo Answers
Yahoo's question asking population quietly descended into madness when no one was looking.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 04, 2017
Why A Robot Police Force Is Going To Be So Incredibly Stupid
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 03, 2017
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