Cracked Archive - Tech
6 Golden Rules For Arguing With Jerks Online
Having no children of my own, my only legacy is to pass on some key tips for surviving this great digital expanse.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- May 10, 2017
13 Mind-Numbingly Stupid ‘Improvements’ To Products
It turns out most of our favorite toys these days are more Crystal Pepsi than not.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 10, 2017
13 Pieces Of Technology That Are About To Change The World
We're living in the future minus all the personal space ships and Ewoks and junk.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 19, 2017
The 7 Saddest Questions On Yahoo Answers
Yahoo's question asking population quietly descended into madness when no one was looking.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 04, 2017
Why A Robot Police Force Is Going To Be So Incredibly Stupid
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 03, 2017
Millennials Will Never Escape The Dumb Sh!t We’ve Put Online
This ad scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of what it expects voters to throw a fit over.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 15, 2017
5 Mind-Meltingly Creepy Corners Of The Internet
If you wander around enough, the internet can still surprise you.
- By Zanandi Botes
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- March 10, 2017
6 'Modern' Things Older Than Whoever You Think Invented Them
Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?
- By Luke John Smith, Ivan Farkas, Laura H
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- March 02, 2017
Don't Let These Products Fall Into The Wrong (Robot) Hands
We can't prove it, but knowing how to code makes you a thousand times sexier to those you're attempting to woo.
- By CRACKED Store
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- February 28, 2017
22 Tips That Will Keep You Safe In The Modern World
Stay safe out there, fam.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 15, 2017
Memes You Probably Helped Spread Are Secretly Propaganda
The broad concept of meds have evolved. Only not in the fun 'monkey to brain other monkey with a femur' kind of way.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- February 14, 2017
Why You Won't Be Able To Trust Anything You See Or Hear Soon
Regardless of where you are on the political hypercube, we can all agree that fake news has become a real problem.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- February 13, 2017
6 Ways To Survive A Disaster That'll Make You Pray For Death
After a year when everything that could have gone wrong went wrong, it's not surprising that a few Nervous Nellies have gone into apocalypse mode.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 07, 2017
6 World-Changing Inventions (That Failed Spectacularly)
We as a society tend to lose our minds over any crackpot idea, no matter how obviously flawed and ultimately unworkable it is.
- By Mark Hill
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- February 01, 2017
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