Cracked Archive - Tech
Reminder: Streaming Was Completely Insane Before The Days of Netflix
Every 1990s start-up was an Arrested Development gag.
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- By Alex Hanton
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22 Ways Big Tech Doesn't Fix Their Flaws (But Perpetuates Them)
Maybe this whole 'internet' thing wasn't the greatest idea?
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- By Mark Hill
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TikTok Doesn't Want Videos By Uggos Or Poors
Your mama so ugly an app shadow-run by the Chinese government suppressed her videos. OOOoooh!
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Half-Assed Scams That Fooled Big Tech
Remember: high tech is no match for half-assed.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Meet The Burger Flipping Robot That Will Steal Your Low-Wage Job
Yes, but can it spit in burgers?
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- By Luis Prada
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YouTube's Recommendation Algorithm Has Taken (Baby) Steps
Now if only I could watch a gaming video without getting recommended nazi propaganda.
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- By Luis Prada
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'Innovative' Things That Are Taking Steps Backward
Like looking into a Black Mirror.
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- By Cedric Voets
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If You're A Climate Change Denier, You Might Be A Twitter Bot
You telling me my best friend and very real person @Patriot000646518 has been lying to me?!?
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- By Luis Prada
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Facebook Is The Second Coming Of Crappy 1990s AOL
AOL is the blueprint for all technology.
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- By Mark Hill
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Etch-a-Sketch Is Now Circle-Capable - What A World We Live In
Goodbye, square boobs!
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- By Luis Prada
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Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
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- By Luis Prada
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Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Beloved Memes With Disturbing Origin Stories
You might think twice about copy-and-pasting certain formats after learning this.
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- By JM McNab
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Disney's Acrobatic Spider-Man Robot Is Going To Kill Someone
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
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- By Luis Prada
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4 Dumb Ways Your Favorite Sites Are Dying
Major sites are getting hit hard.
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- By Adam Wears
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