Much like the children of Klan members and anti-vaxxers, technology itself is cursed by the folly of its creators.
Apparently, students these days require $800 HTC Vive virtual reality headsets.
The next generation is not just going to be unaware of a dial tone, they're going to have to Google the term because it means nothing.
Rather than make our world into a dystopia, our advanced technology is making it into a bizarre science-fiction adventure.
In a time when our voices need to be heard more than ever, militant chatbot political spammers are dooming us all.
It turns out most of our favorite toys these days are more Crystal Pepsi than not.
We're living in the future minus all the personal space ships and Ewoks and junk.
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.