Cracked Archive - Tech
The 7 Saddest Questions On Yahoo Answers
Yahoo's question asking population quietly descended into madness when no one was looking.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 04, 2017
Why A Robot Police Force Is Going To Be So Incredibly Stupid
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 03, 2017
Millennials Will Never Escape The Dumb Sh!t We’ve Put Online
This ad scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of what it expects voters to throw a fit over.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 15, 2017
5 Mind-Meltingly Creepy Corners Of The Internet
If you wander around enough, the internet can still surprise you.
- By Zanandi Botes
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- March 10, 2017
6 'Modern' Things Older Than Whoever You Think Invented Them
Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?
- By Luke John Smith, Ivan Farkas, Laura H
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- March 02, 2017
Don't Let These Products Fall Into The Wrong (Robot) Hands
We can't prove it, but knowing how to code makes you a thousand times sexier to those you're attempting to woo.
- By CRACKED Store
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- February 28, 2017
Memes You Probably Helped Spread Are Secretly Propaganda
The broad concept of meds have evolved. Only not in the fun 'monkey to brain other monkey with a femur' kind of way.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- February 14, 2017
Why You Won't Be Able To Trust Anything You See Or Hear Soon
Regardless of where you are on the political hypercube, we can all agree that fake news has become a real problem.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- February 13, 2017
6 Ways To Survive A Disaster That'll Make You Pray For Death
After a year when everything that could have gone wrong went wrong, it's not surprising that a few Nervous Nellies have gone into apocalypse mode.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 07, 2017
6 World-Changing Inventions (That Failed Spectacularly)
We as a society tend to lose our minds over any crackpot idea, no matter how obviously flawed and ultimately unworkable it is.
- By Mark Hill
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- February 01, 2017
5 Reasons Why Passwords Are Useless
If the DNC can be hacked with so little effort, we're all at risk.
- By Erik Germ
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- January 18, 2017
9 'Smart' Products Clearly Designed For Stupid Rich People
Once we realized our phones were great for smartening up, we assumed everything else would work better with computers in them. We were wrong.
- By Jim Avery
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- January 17, 2017
5 Crappy Sides Of YouTube Stardom No One Talks About
Being a YouTube celebrity sounds like a pretty awesome deal, right? Well ...
- By Adam Wears
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- January 14, 2017
5 Important Things That Are Scarily Easy To Break Into
While we fret about the cloud and our emails, randos keep waltzing into 'secure' areas using all the criminal guile of blind toddlers on an Easter egg hunt.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- January 05, 2017
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