Cracked Archive - Sports
Back In The Day, They Had An Olympic Gold Medal For Art
Mathletes, eat your heart out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 The Football Game That Magically Determines The U.S. Presidential Election
Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Baseball Had No Reported Homophobic Slurs This Season (Congrats?)
It's progress, we guess.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Baseball Is Dead. Again.
They walked the field of really dull dreams.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Women's Wrestling Will Really Miss Casey Michael
Here's a cool dude you probably didn't know, but affected a lot of people in a good way.
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- By Dan Duddy
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4 Reasons College Athletes Need To Get Paid Now
The world's gone bonkers, so let's pay NCAA players, yes?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Being Named Dan Snyder Is About To Suck
As news is about to break about Dan Snyder's awfulness, we can't help but feel sympathy for anyone named Dan Snyder.
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- By Dan Duddy
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WWE Wrestlers Testing Positive Should Surprise No One
This was predictable even by the standards of a scripted sports league.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pro-Sports Forgot What Happened During The Last 'Pandemic Championship'
The 1919 Stanley Cup Finals were played during the influenza outbreak. It didn't end well.
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- By Chris Corlew
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NASCAR Has The Most Anti-Cop Origins Imaginable
Supporting the police protests is completely in line with Nascar's history.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Quarantine Means Next Season’s NBA Rookie Class Is Gonna Suuuck
It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.
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- By Luis Prada
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NBA Games Are Gonna Be Weird
Every foul is two shots and a cotton swab jammed into the brain.
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- By Luis Prada
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It's Past Time For Drew Brees To Understand The Point Of Kneeling
There's a football pun here about fumbles or false starts, but Brees was just outright stupid.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game
Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Sportwriter Saves The NBA By Figuring Out How To Play Games At Disney World
Goofy doing blow on the sidelines with Jack Nicholson.
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- By Luis Prada
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