Cracked Archive - Sports
5 Things I Learned Cheating (and Getting Caught) in a Casino
Before I got sick of sucking in secondhand smoke at the tables and quit, I learned a few weird things about the art of betting on pictures of numbers and royalty to pay my rent.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. John Oakes
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- December 02, 2014
5 Reasons the NFL's Way More Evil Than You Thought Possible
This stuff is getting hard to ignore, you guys.
- By Nathan Williams
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- November 16, 2014
The 6 Most Disastrous Gimmick Matches in Wrestling History
The history of wrestling is a never-ending list of increasingly ridiculous (and dangerous) gimmick matches.
- By Michael Hossey
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- November 01, 2014
5 Ways Professional Sports Benefit Society
Minus the ridiculously unhealthy stadium food. That is not a benefit to anyone.
- By Mark Hill
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- October 04, 2014
6 Myths About Body Builders That Are Total BS
Through the process of watching bodybuilding contests and meeting these quad monsters, I learned that muscular men and women aren't put on earth to shove me while they berate me for biting a slice of pizza.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- September 27, 2014
4 Ways Fantasy Football Makes You Miserable
Fantasy footbal has a supremely stupid dark side, and it starts with the very foundation of every team.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 25, 2014
7 Old Pictures That Prove Sports Used To Be Insane
Back before professional sports were a multi-billion-dollar industry that cared about things like public image and reputation, the world of sports was just one big game of leapfrog to see who could scare the crap out of the most people.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 11, 2014
5 Reasons You Should Hate Professional Sports
Now, I don't think sportings themselves are bad. No no no, the institution of professional athletics is the festering pile of social ills that I'm tackling today.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- August 19, 2014
4 Terrible Golf Tips For Beginners (By a Beginner)
I've collected a few tips and tricks for people interested in learning how to play perhaps the laziest sport you can make millions playing on a professional level.
- By Luis Prada
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- August 07, 2014
6 Ways the 1904 Olympics Were the Craziest Event Ever Held
Every Olympics will have one or two crazy stories, but the 1904 Olympics takes the cake. It takes the insanity cake and eats it with its hands.
- By Matthew Kitchen
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- February 13, 2014
The 5 Most Insane Ways Underdogs Won Olympic Medals
The Olympics have always been full of underdog stories, and consistently prove that you can overcome almost anything if you're determined, insane, or both.
- By Evan V. Symon , Justin Crockett, Leo Castelli
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- February 11, 2014
4 Reasons We Were Right Not to Boycott the Olympics
While it was a tempting idea, it would have been the wrong decision.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 08, 2014
41 New Events That Would Get Us to Watch the Winter Olympics
We asked our readers to come up with some events that would actually make us tune in.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 07, 2014
The 5 Biggest Lies Everyone Tells About the Super Bowl
Like any major event that's been happening for an extended amount of time, there's no shortage of myth and lore surrounding the Super Bowl.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- January 31, 2014
8 Crazy Sports Traditions That Got Out of Control
These eight traditions were created by teams and fans that truly care, some to the point where they stopped giving any kind of shit about possibly killing a bunch of people with their traditions.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 18, 2014
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