Cracked Archive - Sports
Finally, The NFL Draft Will Give Players The Option To Drown
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
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- By Luis Prada
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0 The Antonio Brown Saga, For People Who Don't Watch Football
The NFL is the world's weirdest soap opera.
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- By Luis Prada
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You Are Not Prepared For These Awful New XFL Teams
Remember the XFL? Anybody?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Owner Of The LA Clippers Is A Joyful Screaming Man
The greatest hits of Mr. Steve Ballmer, folks.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Underreported Dumb Annoyances Pro Athletes Put Up With
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.
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- By James Kinneen, Mike Bedard, RG Jordan
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11 Real Mascots People Inexplicably Thought Were A Good Idea
These cartoony creeps got a lot more jeers than cheers.
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- By James Kinneen, Julia Lange, Marvin Bea, Christian Markle
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How The 'Major League' Movies Predicted Modern Baseball
Sorry, we're not counting 'Major League: Back To The Minors.'
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- By Dan Hopper
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5 Mind-Blowingly Stupid Ways Pro Athletes Tried To Cheat
Some elite athletes will do anything they can to gain a competitive edge.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Terrible Super Bowl Ads You Won't Believe Actually Ran
All Subway ads with Jared are far, far creepier now.
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- By Chris Radomile
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The 7 Most Insane Dick Moves Ever Pulled By Sports Fans
Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Pro Wrestlers Who Went Crazier Outside The Ring Than In It
These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.
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- By Masquerblade
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6 Insanely Tone-Deaf Ways The WWE Addressed Serious Issues
Vince McMahon apparently believes wrestling is the perfect medium through which to tackle complex societal issues, and here are six examples of him trying to do exactly that ... and failing spectacularly.
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- By Steve Hanley
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5 Reasons the NFL's Way More Evil Than You Thought Possible
This stuff is getting hard to ignore, you guys.
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- By Nathan Williams
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The 6 Most Disastrous Gimmick Matches in Wrestling History
The history of wrestling is a never-ending list of increasingly ridiculous (and dangerous) gimmick matches.
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- By Michael Hossey
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The 5 Most Insane Ways Underdogs Won Olympic Medals
The Olympics have always been full of underdog stories, and consistently prove that you can overcome almost anything if you're determined, insane, or both.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Justin Crockett, Leo Castelli
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