Cracked Archive - Sports
NFL Draft Has The Smell Of Doom To It
Somebody's gonna bungle this draft and we're ready for it.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 09, 2020
A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball
There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'
- By Luis Prada
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- April 06, 2020
Bring Your Golf Game Right to Your Backyard With These Deals
Self-isolation doesn't have to slow your cabbage roll.
- By CRACKED Store
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- April 05, 2020
Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now
If you’ve ever wondered if sports commentators are just doing that in their heads constantly, the answer is yes, it’s amazing, and it frequently involves dogs.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 03, 2020
LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA
Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 03, 2020
The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious
Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 02, 2020
College Athletes Can Now Raise Money For Charity, And That's Big
The NCAA had to create a waiver for student-athletes to raise money for charity. Sheesh.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 26, 2020
The Olympic Torch Got To Japan, Now What?
Made it there 0.01 seconds too late.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 24, 2020
WWE Minus Audiences Equals Shakespearean Theatre
Dost thou knoweth what thine Rock be cooketh?
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 18, 2020
We Regret To Inform You That Trump Supporters Have Their Very Own 'Hamilton'
And it's probably the worst mix of politics and theatre since Lincoln decided to catch a play.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 16, 2020
An Old Zamboni Driver Won His Pro Hockey Debut
Hockey is a sport built mostly for fights and inspiring stories.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 24, 2020
Man Suing The NFL Because The Halftime Show Damned His Eternal Soul
If you were Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, wouldn’t you consider this a glowing review?
- By Luis Prada
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- February 07, 2020
Finally, The NFL Draft Will Give Players The Option To Drown
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
- By Luis Prada
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- January 22, 2020
How MMA Proved That The Bigger Guy Usually Loses Horribly
Being bigger than your opponent is one of the worst things you can be in a fight.
- By Seanbaby
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- December 18, 2019
The Antonio Brown Saga, For People Who Don't Watch Football
The NFL is the world's weirdest soap opera.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 09, 2019
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