Cracked Archive - Sports
Disney Is Superimposing Iron Man, Captain America, and Other Marvel Characters Into An NBA Game Because of Course They Are
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ... a basketball?
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Man Bowls Perfect Game With A Ball Filled With His Late Dad's Ashes
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- By Carly Tennes
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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Workout Looks Like a Back Injury Waiting To Happen
Ouch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Idiotarod Shopping Cart Derby: Real-Life 'Wacky Races'
A real white-knucklehead race where hipsters brave loose cart wheels and snow to win.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Back In The Day, They Had An Olympic Gold Medal For Art
Mathletes, eat your heart out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Football Game That Magically Determines The U.S. Presidential Election
Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Baseball Had No Reported Homophobic Slurs This Season (Congrats?)
It's progress, we guess.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Baseball Is Dead. Again.
They walked the field of really dull dreams.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Women's Wrestling Will Really Miss Casey Michael
Here's a cool dude you probably didn't know, but affected a lot of people in a good way.
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- By Dan Duddy
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4 Reasons College Athletes Need To Get Paid Now
The world's gone bonkers, so let's pay NCAA players, yes?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Being Named Dan Snyder Is About To Suck
As news is about to break about Dan Snyder's awfulness, we can't help but feel sympathy for anyone named Dan Snyder.
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- By Dan Duddy
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WWE Wrestlers Testing Positive Should Surprise No One
This was predictable even by the standards of a scripted sports league.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pro-Sports Forgot What Happened During The Last 'Pandemic Championship'
The 1919 Stanley Cup Finals were played during the influenza outbreak. It didn't end well.
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- By Chris Corlew
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NASCAR Has The Most Anti-Cop Origins Imaginable
Supporting the police protests is completely in line with Nascar's history.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Quarantine Means Next Season’s NBA Rookie Class Is Gonna Suuuck
It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.
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- By Luis Prada
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