Cracked Archive - Sports
Sportwriter Saves The NBA By Figuring Out How To Play Games At Disney World
Goofy doing blow on the sidelines with Jack Nicholson.
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17 Nobody Needs A 10-hour Tom Brady Documentary
Tom Brady played for an organization that's not going to give up anything remotely interesting about this man.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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This Extremely Stupid Man Accidentally Saved Thousands Of Lives
Rudy Gobert is the worst kind of hero, but he's the one we're stuck with.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Resuming Sports Right Now Is A Remarkably Dumbass Idea
We must protect Gardner Minshew II at all costs.
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- By Dan Duddy
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NFL Player Earl Thomas And His Brother Are Weird AF
This is going to make for a strange family reunion.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Taiwan Is Hosting Earth's Best (And Only) Baseball Games
Taiwan was rewarded for its handling of this crisis by actually getting their sports back on time, and they're making the most of it.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Inside The Sad World Of NBA Diss Tracks
Dudes are getting dunked on in the recording studio, too.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Group Of Black Women Harassed Off Golf Course For Playing Correctly
If you're complaining about others taking too much time on a golf course, you've gotta reconsider your priorities.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The NCAA Might Be Screwed Due To The G-League
Could the G-League spell the end for NCAA?
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- By Riley Simmons
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Hit The Nadir? Watch Russian Slap Fighting
Russian Slap Fighting is exactly the type of entertainment we need right now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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No March Madness, Chicken Wings Up The...
Logic dictates that there must also be a wet nap surplus.
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- By Luis Prada
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Shaq Once Offered A Teammate $10K To Fight Kobe
Nobody on the planet would dare fight Kobe, but that didn't stop Shaq from finding out what the asking rate would be.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Hoax, Or No Hoax, The New York Jets Should Sign Colin Kaepernick
Kaepernick to the Jets is a match made in heaven and orchestrated by a parody Twitter account.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dana White Is Ripping Off 'Mortal Kombat' You Guys
Will soon officially announce the signing of Goro.
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- By Luis Prada
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