Cracked Archive - Sports
The NCAA Might Be Screwed Due To The G-League
Could the G-League spell the end for NCAA?
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- By Riley Simmons
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31 Hit The Nadir? Watch Russian Slap Fighting
Russian Slap Fighting is exactly the type of entertainment we need right now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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No March Madness, Chicken Wings Up The...
Logic dictates that there must also be a wet nap surplus.
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- By Luis Prada
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Shaq Once Offered A Teammate $10K To Fight Kobe
Nobody on the planet would dare fight Kobe, but that didn't stop Shaq from finding out what the asking rate would be.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Hoax, Or No Hoax, The New York Jets Should Sign Colin Kaepernick
Kaepernick to the Jets is a match made in heaven and orchestrated by a parody Twitter account.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dana White Is Ripping Off 'Mortal Kombat' You Guys
Will soon officially announce the signing of Goro.
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- By Luis Prada
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NFL Draft Has The Smell Of Doom To It
Somebody's gonna bungle this draft and we're ready for it.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball
There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'
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- By Luis Prada
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Bring Your Golf Game Right to Your Backyard With These Deals
Self-isolation doesn't have to slow your cabbage roll.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now
If you’ve ever wondered if sports commentators are just doing that in their heads constantly, the answer is yes, it’s amazing, and it frequently involves dogs.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA
Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious
Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit.
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- By Dan Duddy
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College Athletes Can Now Raise Money For Charity, And That's Big
The NCAA had to create a waiver for student-athletes to raise money for charity. Sheesh.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Olympic Torch Got To Japan, Now What?
Made it there 0.01 seconds too late.
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- By Luis Prada
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