Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)

Thanks to romantic comedies and crappy comedians, we know that men are crude, shallow boors that only care about sex, and women are weepy sensitive hippies that only care about poetry and what's on the inside.

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By Christina H
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November 09, 2010

How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]

It's much simpler than you think.

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By Scott Meyer
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November 03, 2010

How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]

There really is no non-awkard word for that.

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By Scott Meyer
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October 23, 2010

By Daniel O'Brien
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October 22, 2010

Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Use Sleeves on a Blanket [CHART]

If you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there's no reason you can't reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover.

By Lex Friedman
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October 17, 2010

The 6 Most Insane Sex Lives in the Animal Kingdom

No matter how nasty you like to get in your leather-studded Bone Chamber, there are multiple species of the animal kingdom who still put you to shame.

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By Jim Yew
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October 10, 2010

Cooking for Your Doomed Relationship

Just because some of these demographics aren't as loud as the majority of the cookbook-buying community doesn't mean that their needs should be ignored, right? This is why I'm proud to present my new cookbook.

By Daniel O'Brien
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October 08, 2010

The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women

A lot of times people honestly ask the wrong question without knowing it. Here are some I see guys continually asking about women, along with the question they should be asking if they actually want an answer.

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By Christina H
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October 05, 2010

The 6 Most Baffling Search Queries About Relationships

Despite old adages, love is not permanent. It is an amorphous blob of passion that transforms endlessly, appearing one minute as a flickering light of purpose toward which you struggle, and the next as a quiet hatred sitting in the passenger seat of your car, shaking its head because you forgot to shave.

By Soren Bowie
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October 04, 2010

9 Ways to Get Rid of Bed Bugs

These tiny little blood-suckers which lurk in mattresses and bedding have been spotted in massive numbers in recent years, and if you aren't waking up every morning covered in swollen little bite marks, then frankly, you aren't shit.

By Chris Bucholz
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September 28, 2010

How to Talk to Women (According to the Internet)

I don't want to toot my own massive genitals or anything, but I'm somewhere between an expert and a space doctor when it comes to Talking at Women.

By Daniel O'Brien
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September 24, 2010

4 Lessons Learned Infiltrating a Homeless Community

So, in one of his typical attempts to get me out of the office disguised as an article request, Cracked.com's Editor-in-Chief sent me out into the world on assignment to learn from the homeless.

By Daniel O'Brien
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September 03, 2010

Bad Acid and Weird Boobs: Why Burning Man Isn't Worth It

Burning Man is a weeklong event dedicated to self-expression, community reliance and sexual contact under the guise of spirituality. I know this because I went last year for the first and last time.

By Soren Bowie
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August 30, 2010

What Your Condom Choice Says About You [CHART]

If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available?

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