Cracked Archive - Science & History
Four Gross Things You Can Use to Make (Gross) Wine
That’s not just a hint of ox’s blood you’re tasting, that’s actual ox’s blood
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- By Amanda Mannen
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25 of the Creepiest Science Facts
You can be convinced you committed a crime
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Four Hilarious Ways Cities Are Discouraging Idiot Tourists
Amsterdam would like you to take your weed smoking literally anywhere else
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- By Amanda Mannen
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31 Trivia Tidbits About Embarrassing Mistakes Made by Countries and Governments
Blunders heard ‘round the world
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Three Guys in Sadomasochistic Relationships With Their Cybertrucks
It’s like David Cronenberg’s ‘Crash’ but with a lot more Elon Musk
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Services the Rich Can Hire to Outsource Their Whole Life
If your own parents aren’t quite satisfactory, hire some actors to serve as replacements
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- By Ryan Menezes
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21 Survival Myths That Will Absolutely Get You Killed
Climbing a tree won’t save you from a bear
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Five Phrases from the ‘List of Failed Apocalyptic Predictions’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection
Every apocalypse prediction has been wrong… so far
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- By Jesse
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5 Product Placements That Companies Thought Made Them Look Bad
‘Breaking Bad’ really wanted a tequila company to sponsor them, but this didn’t work out, because of the murder
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 7 Most Unhinged Commencement Speeches in Graduation History
Live your life by a very generous interpretation of these ideas
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Scientific Facts Rational People Should Refuse to Believe
If we told you someone’s hiding edible microchips in your cheese, you’d think we were nuts
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- By Ryan Menezes
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30 Myths and Fibs We’re About to Bust Wide Open
Challenging your entire belief system one busted myth at a time
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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21 Mysteries That Are Some X-Files Type Stuff
The Oakville blobs
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- By Ian Garner
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4 Neighbors So Bad, the Government Had to Get Involved
If a neighbor asks you to hold on to a mysterious box for them, just say no
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- By Ryan Menezes
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34 Trivia Tidbits About History
Facts from history’s cutting room floor
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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