The World's Most Expensive and Expansive Barbie Houses
The Barbie franchise conquered the hearts of millions and millions of little girls and some boys all over the world through more generations than any other. And that would be a great thing if it wasn't selling these kids horrible fantasies about buying a house where you can live with all your friends and relatives.
Pink houses with waterslides, huge mansions with room for everything you can think of, and DIY projects that are way better than the official thing make kids think that's normal. But big Barbie dollhouses should start paying taxes to teach kids some kind of lesson.
Here are the world's most expensive and expansive Barbie houses you can't afford.
Barbieland House
The Barbie movie brought new possibilities to longtime fans and new ones alike.
Barbie Condo
An actual person can sleep in there.
Barbie Cruise
Not exactly a house, but you wish you could live in there.
Homemade Home
Always better than anything official.
Barbie Beach House
Summer vibes you can hear and smell.
Classic Barbie Doll House
Ideal for transportation, too!
1990's Magical Mansion
Barbie Royalty.
1985 Dreamhouse
Very hard to top.
1978 Dreamhouse
Another highlight in Barbie's history.
Padded House
Made with 100 sheets of plastic canvas, yarn, and a lot of love.
2000s Dreamhouse
Pink was a thing from the past.
Waterslide Fun
Good luck finding one of these.
Uptown House
When the house is as big as your kid, you should be paying taxes for it.
Three-Story Dreamhouse
There's no affordable housing in Barbieland either.
Modern Dreamhouse
Too depressing for kids, ideal for Millennials.
Barbie's Castle
Only one garage? What is this?
Barbie's Jackpot
Those who still have these have no idea how lucky they are.
Barbie's Mansion
Your typical Barbie Airbnb.
'90s Style
The more pink, the better.
Repurposed Dresser
That goes to one very happy kid.
