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Sometimes, supposedly fully grown rulers of nations lose their shit and decide to just outright blanket ban absurd things for even more absurd reasons.
- By Dwayne Hoover, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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- February 24, 2015
The Cos apparently isn't too keen on the whole 'practice what you preach' thing.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- February 21, 2015
If possible, get these out of the way when you're young and not yet bogged down with legitimate adult problems.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 19, 2015
It is almost like we constantly need something to be panicking about, proving that the next generation is going to be so much worse than ours is.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 19, 2015
Chances are you're already more than qualified to be a substitute teacher. Now hold on and put down the tweed coat, because there are a few things you should know before you rush off to shape the minds of young people.
- By Will Bolt
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- February 18, 2015
Plucky lives in a heavily armed settlement that the United Nations considers illegal. Here's what we learned about life on the knife's-edge of one of the longest-running conflicts in modern history.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- February 17, 2015
The people on this list took their passions and hobbies and turned them into viable businesses, while the rest of us are only able to look on, shake our heads, and say, 'Why didn't I think of that?'
- By Diana Cook
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- February 13, 2015
We sat down with a not-for-profit lawyer partially to learn what his job is like and partially because we might have need of his services.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- February 04, 2015
We fully expect that our elected officials are doing shit behind the scenes that is either corrupt, depraved, or both. But often times, it's much worse than you think.
- By Chris Rio, Zachary Frey
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- February 02, 2015
Everything is better with dinosaurs.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- January 19, 2015
Even before the first responders are on the scene, you need to follow these steps.
- By Jason Pargin
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- January 19, 2015
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