Cracked Archive - News

The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)

Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.


6 BS Medical Stories Your Friends Shared On Facebook

Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.


The 5 Worst Things Famous Companies Made To Train Employees

It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.


15 Fictional Weapons That'd Improve The World Of Fail Videos

There's some pretty great stuff on that YouTube thing. But as funny as a lot of those videos are, they can always get better.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)

The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.


5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits

The legal system is messed up, man.


23 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries Nobody Can Explain

Safety is a facade. We're all going to die. Happy birthday!


6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police

We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.


5 Things I've Learned From Admitting I'm A Hipster

I know that I'm basically a cliche, and rather than being bothered by it, I find great pleasure in hyperconformity.


7 Signs of Old Age That Hit Most People When They're Young

What can you expect to start fading away before people stop seeing you as a useless twentysomething?


6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics

Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.


5 Ways 'The Fast and the Furious' Is Better Than You Realize

Take my hand as we parachute in our cars from a plane together.


5 Ways Hollywood Action Movies Are Changing (For The Worse)

Gone are the days when an oily, muscle-bound ogre against a backdrop of flaming Soviet helicopters was enough to get people into a theater.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)

We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).