Cracked Archive - News
It's not just you. It's gotten a little weird, out there. Even the news seems like an Orwellian fever dream.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- August 16, 2016
You probably heard that the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro were going to be an absolute disaster. But every virus-laden cloud holding you up at gunpoint has a silver lining.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- August 14, 2016
There are plenty of responsibilities where cribbing off of whatever's new on Netflix is a really, really bad idea. Like shaping government policies.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- August 14, 2016
Modern technology makes it pretty difficult for a person to drop off the face of the Earth. But back when that was more common, missing persons cases used to get super weird.
- By Robin Warder
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- August 14, 2016
Sometimes, problems don't actually go away; we just stop talking about them as much for some reason.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 11, 2016
The parallels between the two are a little unsettling.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- August 09, 2016
Sure, you could keep up with the news. but then you'd miss out on the balls-to-the-wall action of Olympic mixed doubles badminton.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- August 09, 2016
So we're really doing this? After all of the awful and unfortunate news and advisories emanating from Brazil these days, the entire world is still going to meet up there for sporting reasons?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 04, 2016
Don't tell me the attacks are 'inexplicable.' Anything can be explained.
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 02, 2016
Look, we get it. Those Gilmore Girls aren't going to binge-watch themselves. That's why we quickly summarized the most ridiculous recent news stories.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- August 02, 2016
We don't want to glamorize violence, but c'mon... tanks are awesome. That's why we set out to learn more. Here's what we discovered.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- August 01, 2016
Remember that time Ben Carson said Hillary Clinton was in cahoots with the devil?
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 30, 2016
Jane asks me a lot of questions about the boys I date ... especially Greg. And she's extremely disapproving. Like overly disapproving.
- By Teresa Lee
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- July 30, 2016
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