Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.
It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.
There's some pretty great stuff on that YouTube thing. But as funny as a lot of those videos are, they can always get better.
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.
I know that I'm basically a cliche, and rather than being bothered by it, I find great pleasure in hyperconformity.
What can you expect to start fading away before people stop seeing you as a useless twentysomething?
Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.
Take my hand as we parachute in our cars from a plane together.
Gone are the days when an oily, muscle-bound ogre against a backdrop of flaming Soviet helicopters was enough to get people into a theater.
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).