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5 Horrific Experiences I Lived As A Child Refugee
The bloodbaths in the Kakuma refugee camp tended to start with hunger and desperation.
- By J.F. Sargent, Abdullahi Abdi
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- December 23, 2015
5 Huge News Stories Of 2015 (We Immediately Forgot)
Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.
- By Diana Cook
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- December 22, 2015
18 News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth (12/20)
Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 20, 2015
How 8 Stores Are Fighting The War On Christmas
Family Dollar is clearly not ashamed to love Christmas in a Christmas-hating world, and that's an admirable trait for any soldier to have.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- December 19, 2015
29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015
No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.
- By AM Smiley
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- December 19, 2015
5 Petty Ways People Are Ruining Christmas This Year
Red Starbucks cups are so last month. Here some new things for your family to yell about over Christmas dinner.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- December 18, 2015
6 Reasons You've Probably Read Russian Propaganda Today
Russian propaganda slips into our reading every day. Straight from the Kremlin, right into your Facebook feed.
- By Robert Evans, Jim Kovpak
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- December 16, 2015
We Asked A Mass Shooter Why The Hell This Keeps Happening
What we think we know about these people is either grossly simplified or outright B.S.
- By Robert Evans
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- December 15, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)
Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- December 15, 2015
If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.
Our gift to you: News stories stripped of political B.S. and human bias. You're welcome and happy holidays.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 13, 2015
Realistic Reasons WWIII Could Start Anytime Now
ISIS is craving war in Syria and, unfortunately, there are more than a few warhawks running for president who'd like to give it to them.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- December 10, 2015
5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media
As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- December 09, 2015
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)
Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- December 08, 2015
The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt. 2)
While everyone is saying equally dumb stuff as Ben Carson, he's the only one suffering in the polls for it.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 06, 2015
16 Recent News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth
Flamethrowers are legal to buy, and we advocate arming them on any and all vehicles you own.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 06, 2015
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