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A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex
This panda is outta control!
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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32 Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic!
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.
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- By Katie Goldin
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KFC's Been Trolling Us For A While (And We Just Now Noticed)
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Garfield's Creator Weighs In On Disturbing Fan Theory
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Apple's New Driverless Car May Doom Humanity
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/24/17)
The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/22/2017)
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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This Kim Kardashian Salary Calculator Will Make You Feel Bad
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Twitter Thinks Melania Has A Body Double
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Woman Got Her Horse Into Her Hotel Room, But Why?
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Someone Laundered $1.2 Million Worth Of Fajitas
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Russian Trolls Watched 'House Of Cards' To Learn Politics
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Dead People Are Going To Hate The New Spooky Pokemon Go
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Trump Said He Met The President Of The Virgin Islands
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Company Apologized For Unauthorized Nicolastick Snacks
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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