Cracked Archive - News

Keeping up with the news is like trying to build pyramids out of sand.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• January 12, 2017

At the risk of being a sensitive, self-entitled snowflake, allow me to explore how this random middle-aged man didn't 'perfectly explain' anything.

• By Mark Hill
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• January 12, 2017

Keeping up with the news is like trying to decipher a 'Westworld' timeline.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• January 10, 2017

Despite my being a big ol libtard / feminazi / whatever the four young conservatives are calling us these days, I had a bit of an internal debate about going to this protest.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• January 08, 2017

We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.

• By Nimby Smith
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• January 08, 2017

I don't know if Russia 'hacked' the election. But they did find a backdoor entrance to hack our democracy.

• By Robert Evans
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• January 05, 2017

Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• January 04, 2017

We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• January 03, 2017

These are the shiny dangling keys of 2016.

• By Diana Cook
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• December 30, 2016

Check out these ridiculous, real headlines from the past year, and imagine telling them to yourself at the beginning of 2016.

• By Ian Fortey
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• December 29, 2016

How did we get caught up in this sewage of fake news?

• By David Christopher Bell
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• December 23, 2016

It's our responsibility as Americans to delve into the details of his absurd anti-immigration strategy and expose the utter nonsense of it all.

• By Justin Crockett
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• December 21, 2016

Keeping up with the news is like going to the mall on December 20. It's frantic, you can never find what you're looking for, and there's always someone screaming.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• December 20, 2016

I'm going to reach back in time to have a bitter but productive debate with the 1999 'Fight Club really speaks to me!' Republican version of myself.

• By Jason Pargin
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• December 19, 2016

While it might feel as if 2016's suckiness has doomed us all, keep in mind that we've been here many, many times before.

• By Mark Hill
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• December 18, 2016