Cracked Archive - News

What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (11/1/17)
What crazy conspiracy theory is the internet up in arms about now?
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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Amazon Key Couriers Could Get Lured Into Elaborate Traps
The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/28/2017)
NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Bunch Of Weed Delivered To An Innocent Couple On Accident
Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Michael Bay's Dora The Explorer Movie Is For Who, Exactly?
Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex
This panda is outta control!
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic!
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.
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- By Katie Goldin
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KFC's Been Trolling Us For A While (And We Just Now Noticed)
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Garfield's Creator Weighs In On Disturbing Fan Theory
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Apple's New Driverless Car May Doom Humanity
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/24/17)
The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/22/2017)
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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This Kim Kardashian Salary Calculator Will Make You Feel Bad
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Twitter Thinks Melania Has A Body Double
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Woman Got Her Horse Into Her Hotel Room, But Why?
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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