Despite what the media reports, there are good things going on around the world.
Remember that time Ben Carson said Hillary Clinton was in cahoots with the devil?
Jane asks me a lot of questions about the boys I date ... especially Greg. And she's extremely disapproving. Like overly disapproving.
Start hoarding now, folks.
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.
Our source was molested back in the '80s, and he never reported it to anyone outside of the Church. For 30 years, he's kept quiet. And then he spoke to us.
Every election, politicians keep serving us up the same crap -- stuff that has nothing to do with their ability to lead.
A lot of folks deserve credit for keeping the RNC protests peaceful, but in my experience covering all four days, one man stood above the rest: Vermin Supreme.
As we speak, hundreds (if not thousands) of Republicans are having having hot, nasty, anonymous Cleveland sex.