Cracked Archive - News
Everywhere you look, the news is trying to force you to binge on it.
We've got your morning reading covered.
Some days you have to choose between the news and your sanity.
The news media is like a dripping faucet that’s in every room of the house.
Just in case you needed more evidence that Gawker was garbage ...
- By Adam Wears
The news is specifically crafted to keep you swinging from rage to terror and back again.
Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer.