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Edible Glitter Coffee Is Happening. Don't Get Mad.

You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee.

Authors: By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
Published: November 06, 2017
Comments: 17

No, Trump Did Not Overfeed Koi Fish During His Trip To Japan

No, trump didn't overfeed a bunch of Koi fish on his trip to Japan. But there were still a few prize turd comments coming out of that trip.

Authors: By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
Published: November 06, 2017
Comments: 39

What's Good OR BAD For You Now? (11-09-17)

Every week it's reported that something is good ... or REALLY bad for you.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
Published: November 04, 2017
Comments: 122

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/7/17)

The news just doesn’t get any better than this. Which is kind of depressing when you think about it.

Authors: By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
Published: November 02, 2017
Comments: 651

The AI That Generates Halloween Costumes Is The Singularity

This woman is a certifiable evil genius.

Authors: By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
Published: October 30, 2017
Comments: 20

A Giant Worm Was Found And It Turns Out, They're Very Common

Look at that cute little baby elephant trunk ... Oh, that's an earthworm.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: October 27, 2017
Comments: 38

Southwest's Live In-Flight Music Is Cruel And Unusual

I thought it was impossible to innovate a worse flying experience. But Southwest has pushed the envelope with their new in-flight live entertainment.

Authors: By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
Published: October 27, 2017
Comments: 20

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)

The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.

Authors: By Ted E., Scott Laffey
Published: October 26, 2017
Comments: 565

Sophia The Terrifying Robot Gained Citizenship

This Hanson Robotics android threatened to destroy humanity, appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show, and is likely a psychopath. She's going to be our next president.