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5 Inspiring News Stories That Prove The World's Not Ending
Happiness doesn't get those sweet, sweet clicks.
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- By Mike Bedard, Julia Lange, Michael Battaglino, Tee Ngin Rui, RG Jordan, Jack R. Loun
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66 Popeyes Invites You To Make Your Own Damn Chicken Sandwich
This ain't it, Chief.
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- By Luis Prada
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6 Candidates For 2020 Whose Records Will Make You Go 'Huh'?
About half the country is running to become the Democratic presidential nominee for 2020.
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- By E.M. Caris
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5 Mindblowingly Petty Moves By The Trump White House
He and the administration have gotten away with a whole host of nonsense.
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- By Adam Wears
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All Of The Weird Stuff We Know About Jeffrey Epstein So Far
It seems we could all use a primer on a man whose life was darker than any conspiracy theory.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Crusading Trolls Who Pranked The Rich And Powerful
The Robin Hoods of trolls, if you will.
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- By Nathan Williams, Ryan Menezes, Peter I. Santiago
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5 Vile Everyday Scams (And How To Avoid Them)
There's a whole new generation of scams designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Crazy Trump Stories That'd Be Scandals In A Normal World
Oh boy, let's take a deep dive.
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- By Adam Wears
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Loot Crate Is Bankrupt, Can't Pay Employees Deadpool Merch
Funko figurines alone won't keep the lights on.
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- By Luis Prada
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The 'Dilbert' Guy Used A Mass Shooting To Shill His New App
The brilliance of Scott Adams, ladies and gentlemen.
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- By Luis Prada
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Everybody Panic: Taco Bell Is Running Out Of Tortillas
You don't expect the sun to run out of shine, but here we are.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 2020 Candidates With Weird Skeletons In Their Closets
Let's be honest here, you barely know who some of these people are.
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Messed-Up New Ways Companies Are Spying On You
Prying eyes are making inroads into the parts of life we still consider private.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Aquiles Cacho, Tee Ngin Rui, Philip Knowles, RG Jordan, Jack R. Loun
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6 Terrifying Reasons To Stay Indoors This Summer
Beware these terrifying, unforeseen hazards.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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The Huge Flaw With Jordan Peterson's New Social Media Site
Spoiler alert: it isn't a particularly great plan.
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- By Cedric Voets
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