When we replace the hateable caricatures people use to justify their beliefs with actual human beings, would it change how they feel? That's not a rhetorical question.
Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
Some weeks it's like the news outlets are run by minions and Toy Story aliens.
What dumb stuff is everyone talking about right now? Well...
Some weeks it's like the news is bees and you're Nic Cage.
What stupid crap is everyone talking about right now? Well...
Some days the news reads like a cryptic note you wrote to yourself in the middle of the night.
'When [Trump] said they're a disruption ... he is the one who is disrupting the morale and combat effectiveness of our services by basically throwing away 15,000 very trained, highly capable warriors.
James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.