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The First Living Robots Are Some 'Jurassic Park' BS
Long live Frogbot.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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16 Here's Why Bernie Sanders And Elizabeth Warren Are Fighting
Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.
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- By Adam Wears
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The Horny Tortoise Who Saved His Species Is A Fraud
All hail tortoise sex god E5!
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- By Luis Prada
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5 'Ugh' Trump Stories The News Totally Forgot About
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.
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- By E.M. Caris
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Sorry Texas, But No One Needs To Learn Cursive Ever Again
Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.
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- By Luis Prada
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Medical Marijuana Is Apparently A Joke To Ohio Football Fans
Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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What The Wienermobile Says About The Modern Economy
You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Crapsack Things That Are Still Legal In The USA
The year is 2020.
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- By Mark Hill
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Flight Attendants' Uniforms Are Making Them Sick (Again)
It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Michelin Beat A Chef's Lawsuit, And That's A Big Deal
Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Conspiracy Theories That Had 'Yikes' Real-World Effects
The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life.
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- By Alex Hanton
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4 Viral Stories With The Weirdest Plot Twists
Things get crazy when the spotlight goes out.
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- By Adam Wears
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Sea Lions Commandeer Ship, Declare War On Mankind
We need YOU to scare off 2,000 pounds of blubber.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Meet The Dystopian Toilet Designed To Make Work Suck
This toilet is a narc.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Republicans In Congress Who Are Garbage Humans
No politician is perfect, but some are more not perfect than others.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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