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Why Hollywood Predators Out Themselves In Their Work

Louis CK's 'I Love You, Daddy' just got exponentially more uncomfortably depraved.


Pepsi Releases New Salted Caramel Flavor. Uh, You Ok Guys?

Pepsi. Buddy. Sit down. We need to talk.


Are Aliens Leaving Wooden Wieners In The Alps?

Imagine the effort that went into this dong.


The Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 11/10

The news is like an oncoming train filled with clown cars.


'Harry Potter' AR Could Be Niantic's Worst Move Yet

We wish Niantic luck in their valiant crusade to rattle nerd cages.


A Psychologist Says Early Christmas Music Is Unhealthy

Inappropriate Christmas music is bad for your mental health.


Obama Showed Up For Jury Duty And Was Dismissed (Duh)

Barack Obama was dismissed from jury duty because, no duh.


Facebook Wants All Your Nudes (To Prevent Revenge Porn)

One in 25 Americans has experienced (or been threatened with) revenge porn. Now Facebook is stepping up to offer us the tools to fight it.


Cops Respond To Cries Of Help... That Came From A Parrot

It's a sad statement on the failures of our institutions that the police did not take this parrot's cries for help seriously.


Protesters And Pokemon Go Players Arrested In Russia

The Russian government's track record on protests is not great.


What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/12/2017)

McDonalds has finally released an app to let me know the precise times when their ice cream machines are working.


Tiffany's Offers A $1,000 Tin Can. Good Job, Rich People.

Okay, rich people. What's your deal?


Do We Need A LOTR Show With Half The Characters?

A 'Lord Of The Rings' TV series is a pretty bad idea.


Edible Glitter Coffee Is Happening. Don't Get Mad.

You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee.