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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/27/17)

Some weeks the news plays like an episode of 'Lost' -- and not that first season where it sorta made sense.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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June 22, 2017

7 Secret (And Stupid) Rules For Working For President Trump

Life inside the White House sure seems to have gotten a lot weirder in the past few months.

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By Mark Hill
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June 22, 2017

Computers Won't Take Your Jobs, They're Creating New Ones

How dire is the situation of robots taking our jobs? I took a deep dive into the evidence, and sat down with some experts, to try and figure that out.

By Robert Evans
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June 21, 2017

Why The Deeply Red Georgia Could Go Blue Any Second Now

Even a squeaker of a win for Jon Ossoff has the possibility of triggering an extremely entertaining panic.

By Luis Prada
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June 19, 2017

What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (6/25/2017)

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By AM Smiley, Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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June 19, 2017

The Secret Good President Trump Is Doing For America

I just want to take a moment to give a big, warm, heartfelt thank you to secret hero Donald Trump.

By Lucy Valentine
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June 18, 2017

What Is The Deal With All These Vagina Jokes?

By Katie Goldin
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June 17, 2017

America, Please Stop Creating Myths About Your Presidents

Why do we even have a Hall of Presidents?

By Mark Hill
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June 17, 2017

Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS

What's it like when knife-wielding lunatics are controlling your school curriculum? We went to Mosul to find out.

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By Robert Evans
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June 17, 2017

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/20/17)

The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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June 15, 2017

This Transcript Of Trump's Cabinet Meeting Really Stinks

President Trump entered the room, and immediately farted.

By Katie Goldin
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June 14, 2017

7 People Who Unearthed Huge Scandals (And Got No Credit)

For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.

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