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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/27/17)

Some weeks the news plays like an episode of 'Lost' -- and not that first season where it sorta made sense.


7 Secret (And Stupid) Rules For Working For President Trump

Life inside the White House sure seems to have gotten a lot weirder in the past few months.


Computers Won't Take Your Jobs, They're Creating New Ones

How dire is the situation of robots taking our jobs? I took a deep dive into the evidence, and sat down with some experts, to try and figure that out.


Why The Deeply Red Georgia Could Go Blue Any Second Now

Even a squeaker of a win for Jon Ossoff has the possibility of triggering an extremely entertaining panic.


The Secret Good President Trump Is Doing For America

I just want to take a moment to give a big, warm, heartfelt thank you to secret hero Donald Trump.


America, Please Stop Creating Myths About Your Presidents

Why do we even have a Hall of Presidents?


Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS

What's it like when knife-wielding lunatics are controlling your school curriculum? We went to Mosul to find out.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/20/17)

The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.


This Transcript Of Trump's Cabinet Meeting Really Stinks

President Trump entered the room, and immediately farted.


7 People Who Unearthed Huge Scandals (And Got No Credit)

For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.


Steve Harvey's Ill-Advised Joke About Flint's Water Crisis

Here's what's blowing up everyone's social media feeds this week.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/13/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to excavate Tanis with a teacup.