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Chicago Restaurant To Hawaii: Stop Using The Word 'Aloha'
The people of Hawaii have a few other words for this trademark bully.
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- By Cedric Voets
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29 Is Guy Fieri An American Hero? (Yes, He Is)
It's time to talk about Guy Fieri.
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- By Adam Wears
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Flint, Michigan Still Has Polluted Water: Here's How To Help
Does the world sometimes seem like one big lead-filled swamp of injustice? Here's how you can help.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Space Octopuses & Other Weird Conspiracies Making The Rounds
People believe the darndest things.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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News Flash: GOP Candidate Outed For Enjoying Bigfoot Erotica
And it's only the second grossest thing he's into.
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- By Cedric Voets
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How The 2020 Census Could Doom American Democracy
We need to start caring about the census, because things are looking bad.
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- By Adam Wears
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Oh No! America's Worst Candy Has Been Discontinued
The sudden loss of Necco Wafers and Sweethearts is already being felt by fans -- all none of them.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Puerto Rico's Been Totally Destroyed: Here's How To Help
Here's how you can help Puerto Rico (no paper towels necessary.)
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- By Cedric Voets
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Salmonella Cereal, Super STDs, & Other Breaking Health News
All the amazing health news you need right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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How To Help Kids And Parents Separated At The U.S. Border
The world is on fire. But maybe we can fix it?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Clooney's Crash, Melania's Coat, & More Bombshell Celeb News
We’re here to make sure you don’t miss any important celebrity stuff.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Delete Your Account, Elon Musk
Elon Musk needs to take a break from, just, like, everything.
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- By Adam Wears
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Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You
Before you pay the piper, PayPal wants its cut first.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Insanely Weird Things Going On Right Now (Check Your Pool)
You’re going to want to check this before doing literally any summer activity.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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The Most Bizarrely Corrupt Guy In Trump's Cabinet Just Quit
Goodbye, Scott Pruitt.
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- By Cedric Voets
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