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5 Scary Ways Technology Is Outrunning The Law

Ask any Silicon Valley billionaire, and they'll tell you technology will save mankind.


20 Ways The Government Shutdown's Destroying America

We're currently in the midst of the longest government shutdown in the history of our fair nation.


5 Incredible Times Everyday People Saved The Day

These people are taking valuable time out of their lives to do the right thing.


When Life In New York Was A Real-Life Dystopian Action Movie

Here's what it was like to live in New York during one of the most violent times in history.


20 Pieces Of Good News Everybody Missed In 2018

Here are 20 uplifting news stories you might have missed this year.


It's Now Legal To Own Nunchucks In New York

New Yorkers once again have the right to bear nunchucks thanks to one tenacious lawyer -- and a depressing NRA victory.


12 Underreported Reasons Why 2018 Was Just The Worst

The kindest thing you can say about 2018 is that it was definitely a year.


President Of Nigeria: I’m Not A Clone, Stop Asking

Now that’s how you do a birther conspiracy theory.


5 Laws From Other Countries (The USA Should Totally Steal)

America's pretty great, but by taking a few pages out of other countries' lawbooks, it could be even greater.


This Is Maybe The Worst Legal Defense Ever Presented

'I am a person who is extremely knowledgeable about the law.'


5 Shocking Stories Amazon Doesn't Want You To Know

Maybe you should feel a little guilty for ordering rush shipping for that Voltron body pillow.


5 Trump Properties He Doesn't Like To Talk About

Le'ts look back at a few of Trump's more underrated shenanigans.


4 Cynical Political Stunts That Backfired Hilariously

Sometimes provocateurs will attempt a stunt that backfires so hard that it actually proves their enemies right.