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4 Crapsack Things That Are Still Legal In The USA
4 Crapsack Things That Are Still Legal In The USA

The year is 2020.

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Flight Attendants' Uniforms Are Making Them Sick (Again)
Flight Attendants' Uniforms Are Making Them Sick (Again)

It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.

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5 Pointless And Awful Government Sting Operations
5 Pointless And Awful Government Sting Operations

Sometimes to catch a criminal you have to become a criminal yourself.

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Michelin Beat A Chef's Lawsuit, And That's A Big Deal
Michelin Beat A Chef's Lawsuit, And That's A Big Deal

Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.

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6 Conspiracy Theories That Had 'Yikes' Real-World Effects
6 Conspiracy Theories That Had 'Yikes' Real-World Effects

The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life.

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4 Viral Stories With The Weirdest Plot Twists
4 Viral Stories With The Weirdest Plot Twists

Things get crazy when the spotlight goes out.

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Sea Lions Commandeer Ship, Declare War On Mankind
Sea Lions Commandeer Ship, Declare War On Mankind

We need YOU to scare off 2,000 pounds of blubber.

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Meet The Dystopian Toilet Designed To Make Work Suck
Meet The Dystopian Toilet Designed To Make Work Suck

This toilet is a narc.

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5 Republicans In Congress Who Are Garbage Humans
5 Republicans In Congress Who Are Garbage Humans

No politician is perfect, but some are more not perfect than others.

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5 Dumb Ways People In Trump's Orbit Are Trying To Cash In
5 Dumb Ways People In Trump's Orbit Are Trying To Cash In

The Trump presidency has attracted a dizzying array of grifters.

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JetBlue Now Has ASMR (Just In Time For The Holidays)
JetBlue Now Has ASMR (Just In Time For The Holidays)

Airports + ASMR = whaaa?

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The Actual Stories Behind 5 Huge Social Media Outrages
The Actual Stories Behind 5 Huge Social Media Outrages

Social media makes getting mad so convenient!

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Gigantic Hats Are The Future Of Fashion, Apparently
Gigantic Hats Are The Future Of Fashion, Apparently

Sure, why not, wear giant hats, whatever.

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IHOP's New Fast-Casual Breakfast Joint Doesn't Get Breakfast
IHOP's New Fast-Casual Breakfast Joint Doesn't Get Breakfast

IHOP's opening a new breakfast-to-go concept that completely misses any and all points of breakfast.

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