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5 Laws From Other Countries (The USA Should Totally Steal)

America's pretty great, but by taking a few pages out of other countries' lawbooks, it could be even greater.


13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy

Be prepared to deploy your tinfoil hat.


This Is Maybe The Worst Legal Defense Ever Presented

'I am a person who is extremely knowledgeable about the law.'


5 Shocking Stories Amazon Doesn't Want You To Know

Maybe you should feel a little guilty for ordering rush shipping for that Voltron body pillow.


5 Trump Properties He Doesn't Like To Talk About

Le'ts look back at a few of Trump's more underrated shenanigans.


4 Cynical Political Stunts That Backfired Hilariously

Sometimes provocateurs will attempt a stunt that backfires so hard that it actually proves their enemies right.


18 Powerful Groups (And People) That Secretly Rule The World

Turns out you don’t need to be a reptile to secretly rule the world.


5 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories Around Recent News Events

Here's a handy guide, because new conspiracy theories are created every day.


Vote Like The Fate Of The World Depends On It

Because it basically does ...


This Is Probably The Dumbest News Story of 2018

A conservative plot to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault unraveled in minutes.


5 Weird Serial Killer Trends (That Say A Lot About Society)

There are way fewer serial killers now than there used to be.


Behold, The Most Hilariously Brutal Political Ad of 2018

Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular.


5 Alarming Parallels Between The USA And Putin's Russia

You may have noticed things in America have gotten kind of ... weird.


America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy

Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.


Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business

The sugary beverage giant is considering putting some Mary Jane in their Coke.