The New York Times wrote an article profiling a Nazi this weekend, and man, did that not go over well.
I wake up every day a blank slate.
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
This is a news genre that normalizes tragedy, papering over economic flaws and pathetic gaps in social services by looking up 'inspiring' in the thesaurus.
It's that time of year again!
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There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.
It might sound impossible to anyone living in the year 2017, but once upon a time, there was a thing called a 'slow news day.'
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.
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