Cracked Archive - Music
5 Reasons All Modern Pop Music Sounds The Same
It's not an accident Ed Sheeran's gremlin warble follows you around every business on Earth.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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56 Elton John Started Dressing Like That on a Dare
He was rocking that Angela Chase look way back in the ‘70s, so you can’t say he wasn’t always ahead of his time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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'Aly & Aj' Release Expletive-Filled Version of Disney Channel Jam, 'Potential Breakup Song'
Aly & Aj are back -- and not afraid of dropping an f-bomb or 2
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- By Carly Tennes
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There's A 'Pete Best' Of The Spice Girls (And It Got Catty)
She made Posh Spice swear.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Get In The (2020) Holiday Spirit With These Metal Dubs Of Christmas Songs
Deck the halls with bodies gory.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Early 2000s Prom Staple, Eve 6, Gloriously Roasts 90s Rock Goons on Twitter
To paraphrase their own Twitter account, their irrelevance has made them relevant again.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Worst Story Ever Told, In 4 Chapters
This true story involves Chicago, a bridge, an innocent boat tour, the Dave Matthews Band, and 800 pounds of human waste.
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- By Alex Hanton
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The Article That Mainstreamed (And Whitened) Disco Was Made Up
Marginalized groups just never get to have fun.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Perfect Fluids Are Kind of A Banger, MIT's SoundCloud Shows
SoundCloud -- not just for Trump supporting, face-tattooed teen rappers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Beloved Songs (That Are Secretly Horror Shows)
Huh. Did we really never listen to these all the way through before?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Korea Bends Famously Strict Military Service Law For K-Pop Stars
The BTS Army may stay metaphorical for a bit longer.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Kesha's Podcast About Ghosts Is ... Something Else
Kesha and the Creepies naturally features conversations with her famous friends about various paranormal activities and also Kesha being so fantastically Kesha.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Mysterious New Wave Band (NOT Green Day) Releases Ivanka Trump Diss Track
Nope, no Green Day here ....
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- By Carly Tennes
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SoundCloud Rap is Now Having A MAGA Moment
President Trump, meet Lil Pump.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tenacious D Covers 'The Time Warp' In New 'Rock-y The Vote' Campaign
The classic spooky season song is back -- with an election-year twist.
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- By Carly Tennes
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