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Woohoo! We're Giving Away Three Advance Copies of the New Chuck Klosterman Book, 'The Nineties'
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5 Why Do Statler And Waldorf Keep Attending 'The Muppet Show'?
Statler and Waldorf make it their business to get their butts in their balcony for every single Muppet show despite loudly harassing, heckling, and hating through the whole thing. Why?
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- By Stephen Buckley
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Let's Talk About 'The Matrix Resurrections'' Big Missing Part
For whatever reason, Yuen Woo-ping did not lend his aesthetic-defining fight scene choreography to 'Resurrections.'
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- By Talbert Gregson
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Please Don’t Screw-Up The New 'King Of The Hill'
It had a good ending already, I’ll tell you what.
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- By JM McNab
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Hollywood Wants You To Relive The Year 1996
That new ‘Scream’ movie isn’t a glitch in the Matrix …
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5 Reasons Why South Korean Horror Movies Absolutely Rule
Do they have slow-moving zombies? No. Do they have happy endings? Also no.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Jackie Chan's Fight Scene That Got Way Too Real
The result is painful to watch, in the best possible sense.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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The Cowards at NBC Are Rebooting ‘Quantum Leap’
Unless it’s a standalone, shot-for-shot remake of that one episode where Sam leaps into a chimp, we’re not interested.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Reasons To Be Excited About The New 'Justified' Limited Series
Like bourbon, the original show tasted like a warm summer day, and we want another shot, dammit.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The Second Superhero Movie Ever Is Bonkers From Start To Finish
The tale of 'Rat Pfink a Boo Boo,' the superhero movie that sounds and looks like a brain stroke.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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3 Stupid Modern Supervillain Movie Tropes (VIDEO)
Supervillains? More like super DUMB.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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'The Book Of Boba Fett's Biggest Problem Is 'The Mandalorian'
They already made a Boba Fett show with some other guy while he was stuck in the belly of a sand monster.
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- By JM McNab
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Willem Dafoe 'Fantasized' About Playing A Faux Joker Alongside Joaquin Phoenix
We live in a society ... that could possibly make this happen.
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- By Carly Tennes
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‘Yellowjackets’ is Pure Hard-Boiled Noir (Plus Cannibalism)
Teenage soccer players are the new Bogart.
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- By JM McNab
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Marvel's Bizarre History With Vampires
Quick, read this before the 'Morbius' movie inflicts Jared Leto on us all.
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- By Jon Hogan
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