Marvel has officially finished Phase 3 of their 50-Phase Plan for intergalactic domination.
Let's take a look at some of the ways 'Star Wars' has evolved in the Disney era.
You wouldn't poop on the Seinfeld diner, would you?
It's sorta like Fight Club, but with no Brad Pitt.
But not NFL SuperPro, sadly.
You grow up to see yourself become a hero, or Mr. Belding.
And it all has to do with desensitization.
Movies are never more unrealistic than when they're showing us exactly what a dollar can buy.
No one even bothered to see if Depends would pay for product placement?
Even shows that seemed normal dipped their toes in the waters of madness from time to time.
It's only the greatest action movie (that features face-swapping) of all time.
There are a lot of stories Hollywood would prefer we forgot.