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Don't Be Cheap On This, Hollywood. No One Should Get Sick Making A Movie.
Don't Be Cheap On This, Hollywood. No One Should Get Sick Making A Movie.

Let's just say buffet-style craft services tables are the least of the worries.

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One Dumb ‘Justice League’ Problem the Snyder Cut Will Fix
One Dumb ‘Justice League’ Problem the Snyder Cut Will Fix

In addition to the uncanny valley of Superman's upper lip

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Completely Moronic Plot Twists TV And Movies Needs To Retire
Completely Moronic Plot Twists TV And Movies Needs To Retire

How many more bald mentors are you gonna kill off, Marvel?

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Michael Bay Has Found A New Movie-Making Low
Michael Bay Has Found A New Movie-Making Low

A film about the pandemic while we're in the pandemic is about as exploitative as it gets.

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A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts
A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts

SpongeBob already played it fast and loose with reality, but this is gonna be a whole new mess.

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'The Bachelor' Franchise Continues To Treat Minorities Like Crap
'The Bachelor' Franchise Continues To Treat Minorities Like Crap

Hannah Brown sang the N-word, but that's only the beginning of the problem.

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Once Mighty MoviePass Can Be Yours For A Measly $250K
Once Mighty MoviePass Can Be Yours For A Measly $250K

Anyone want a hardly used media disruptor?

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Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet
Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet

Did Elon Musk & Ivanka Trump just not watch the second half of the movie?

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Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total
Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total

These guys know their A, B, and C words.

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Classic Movies That Are Secret Remakes Of Other Films
Classic Movies That Are Secret Remakes Of Other Films

These blockbusters were clearly switched at birth in the movie hospital.

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A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish
A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish

This prequel going to be lowkey kinda boring, or super depressing.

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Famous Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense
Famous Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense

Time to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie.

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Throwaway Jokes That Eventually Became Real
Throwaway Jokes That Eventually Became Real

Life imitating fart jokes.

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Hayao Miyazaki Has Turned Into Anime James Cameron With The Delays On His Last Film
Hayao Miyazaki Has Turned Into Anime James Cameron With The Delays On His Last Film

Hayao Miyazaki's final film is coming along really slowly, but why?

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Jurassic Park’s Strangest Plot Point Now Makes Sense In 2020
Jurassic Park’s Strangest Plot Point Now Makes Sense In 2020

We regret to inform you 'Jurassic World' is now a better movie.

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