Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Day-To-Day B.S. That Fictional Characters Probably Have To Endure
Being that guy in that movie is unexpectedly tough.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 28, 2020
Indiana Jones 5 Doesn't Need A New Director, It Needs To Die
Choose wisely and end this madness Disney
- By JM McNab
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- February 27, 2020
The New 'High Republic' Era Is The Clean Slate Star Wars Needed
Travel back 200 years, to a time when merchandisable characters weren’t as abundant.
- By Luis Prada
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- February 27, 2020
If Everybody On 'The Masked Singer' Is A Singer, Then Why Should We Care?
'The Masked Singer' is at its best when it makes us figure out who the non-singers are, and it'd be nice to see one win.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 27, 2020
5 TV Shows That Nailed Sexual Consent Issues (Decades Ago)
Sitcom writers were tackling the subject with nuance and realism long before hashtags were even invented.
- By Markos Hasiotis
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- February 27, 2020
5 Secret Reasons Movies Look Like Garbage
Get it together, Hollywood.
- By JM McNab
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- February 27, 2020
Why Are Modern Blockbusters Full Of Pointless Action Scenes?
Do we need $20 million worth of CGI for this?
- By Daniel Dockery
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- February 26, 2020
Movies Where The Symbolism Wasn’t Apparent At First
These movies had some super clever themes.
- By Nicholas Vrchoticky, Christian Markle, K. Haeg
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- February 26, 2020
Wild Author Revelations That Throw Fictional Universes Off-Course
When retconning gets super weird.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 26, 2020
The Return Of Pint-Sized 'Jurassic Park' Tim?
No word on if Sam Jackson's disembodied arm will make a cameo... yet.
- By JM McNab
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- February 25, 2020
Marvel's Female Superhero Movies Were Saved By, Ugh, A Man
Underrepresented folks shouldn't have to hold out for a hero and find out stories like this years later.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 25, 2020
Characters That Sequels And Prequels Destroyed
Don't these people read the wikis?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 23, 2020
Why Fans Can’t Brush Off Bad Movies
It's OK if a movie just sucks.
- By Nathan Kamal
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- February 22, 2020
Sequels That Disregarded Key Scenes From The Original Movies
Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
- By JM McNab
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- February 21, 2020
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