Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
20 Horrifying Scenes Cut From Famous Disney Movies
The real 'Little Mermaid' is a horrifically depressing story featuring witchcraft, rejection, and, oh yeah, Ariel has no soul.
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- By AM Smiley
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323 5 Actors That Were Almost (Unbelievably) In Star Wars
Tupac would have been an ideal candidate for the CGI-saturated production, having previous experience acting opposite basically nothing.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Horrifying Endings That 'True Story' Movies Left Out
Nothing more romantic than being kidnapped and dying young.
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- By Alyssa Feller
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Unspoken Backstories For Huge Characters
Coma the Doof Warrior's mother would be so proud of him.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Shockingly Dumb Reasons People Invented Famous Characters
It turns out horrific inhuman monstrosities are way easier to draw than horses.
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- By B.T. Doran
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13 Lies We Believe (Because Of Movies)
We all know Hollywood takes major liberties, but these discrepancies are particularly mind-boggling.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 WTF Star Wars Moments (You Totally Forgot Happened)
NPR turned R2-D2 into a cold-blooded murderer with C-3PO as his culpable witness.
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- By JM McNab
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Weird Ways TV Is Still Sexist
Like how we're only cool with fictional incest if the woman is a gorgeous blonde.
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- By Nathan Murphy, Diyar Akar
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12 Weirdo Movie And TV Performances (Hiding In The Background)
Part of an extra's job description is 'Not ruining the movie for everyone.' These people failed in that regard.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Movie Moments That Were Adorable Behind The Scenes
All of Hollywood's most violent, scary and shocking moments were still created by people -- people who make little inside jokes, goof off at work, and occasionally screw around with puppets.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Adam Koski
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6 Famous Films That Were Hell Behind The Scenes
Really, these visionaries were committing crimes against humanity.
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- By Michael Hossey
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8 Unsung Heroes Who Made All Of Your Favorite Movies
Sadly, a lot of the people behind some of the best movies ever made get about as much recognition as the guy who sweeps your street at 4 a.m.
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- By David Christopher Bell, Daniel Dockery
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5 Fictional Universes That Overlap In Mind-Blowing Ways
Not everyone can write a bestselling novel or a box office success, but even the lowliest of us can interpret our favorite pieces of pop culture in bafflingly awesome new ways.
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- By Aaron Short
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7 Insanely Dark James Bond Scenes They Hope You Forget
We've all been bamboozled by the colorful misdirection of fancy cars and beautiful, preposterously named women.
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- By JM McNab
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15 Truly Baffling Decisions Made In Horror Movies
While we concede there are no truly 'smart' characters in thrillers, these allegedly smart people are exceptionally dumb.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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