Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

The Perfect 'Game Of Thrones' Stage Play Already Exists
The Perfect 'Game Of Thrones' Stage Play Already Exists

A Song of Fire, Ice, and Rasta Targaryens.

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America Is In Love With Blockbuster Video Again
America Is In Love With Blockbuster Video Again

Thank you for rewinding our hearts.

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5 Origin Stories We Never Need To See In Adaptations Anymore
5 Origin Stories We Never Need To See In Adaptations Anymore

We promise we won't get mad if you never show us Batman's parents getting shot again, Hollywood.

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Who's The Worst Character On 'Shark Tank?'
Who's The Worst Character On 'Shark Tank?'

They are playing characters, right?

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What The MCU 'Fantastic Four' Can Learn From The 1994 Movie
What The MCU 'Fantastic Four' Can Learn From The 1994 Movie

If you can't do better than an unreleased movie from 1994, then you don't deserve to try.

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4 Star Wars Legends Disney Wish Never Happened (Master Bayts and More)
4 Star Wars Legends Disney Wish Never Happened (Master Bayts and More)

Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we’re not interested in the safe stuff.

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The Terrible Raunch Comedy That Spawned NoFap
The Terrible Raunch Comedy That Spawned NoFap

Getting a grip on masturbation haters.

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15 Monstrously Good 'Godzilla vs Kong' Memes
15 Monstrously Good 'Godzilla vs Kong' Memes

No matter whose side you're on, these memes hit the spot.

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The Best American Godzilla Movie is Still That Nike Ad With Charles Barkley
The Best American Godzilla Movie is Still That Nike Ad With Charles Barkley

After all, how many gold medals has King Kong won?

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You Really Can Be Scared to Death in Your Sleep, Just Like in 'Nightmare on Elm Street'
You Really Can Be Scared to Death in Your Sleep, Just Like in 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

A number of theories have been proposed over the years to explain the deaths in a non-spooky way, but none of them are quite satisfactory.

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Alien And Predator's Best Sequels Were With Batman And Superman
Alien And Predator's Best Sequels Were With Batman And Superman

No, seriously. It's not even close.

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We Remade Zack Snyder's Justice League For Only $20
We Remade Zack Snyder's Justice League For Only $20

Not everybody has 4 hours to devote to Zack Snyder’s Justice League, so we went ahead and made a Snyder Cut of our own.

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We're Never Getting Those Last Two 'Game Of Thrones' Books; Are We?
We're Never Getting Those Last Two 'Game Of Thrones' Books; Are We?

Honestly, it might be for the best.

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