Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

The Return Of Pint-Sized 'Jurassic Park' Tim?

No word on if Sam Jackson's disembodied arm will make a cameo... yet.

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Marvel's Female Superhero Movies Were Saved By, Ugh, A Man

Underrepresented folks shouldn't have to hold out for a hero and find out stories like this years later.

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Characters That Sequels And Prequels Destroyed

Don't these people read the wikis?

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Why Fans Can’t Brush Off Bad Movies

It's OK if a movie just sucks.

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Sequels That Disregarded Key Scenes From The Original Movies

Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?

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Movie And TV Flops, Fixed By Us

These came so close to not sucking.

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'McMillion$' Is The Best Thing To Happen To McDonald's Since, Well, Monopoly

The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.

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5 Sequel Plots That Retroactively Ruin The Previous Movies

Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.

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Boy, Disney Has Sure Screwed Up The Muppets

Oh, Disney.

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Deleted Scenes That Would Have Torpedoed Classic Movies

Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.

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Little Treasures Tucked Into Movies & Shows

We see what you did there.

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Apparently Constance Wu Is A Decent Stripper

Constance Wu's stripper story is the Platonic ideal of method acting.

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