Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

If 'New Moon' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

ROBERT PATTINSON: Don't worry Kristen, I will protect you by hurling you against a wall and into a glass table!

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6 Hilarious Attempts at Brainwashing Kids With Comic Books

'My Spidey-sense is tingling... due to the awesomeness of OfficeMax!'

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6 Mental Illness Myths Hollywood Wants You to Believe

Mental illness is one of those issues that not even smart people have a good grasp of. So we probably shouldn't be surprised that Hollywood's treatment of it is about as informed and respectful as showing up drunk to a stranger's funeral and crapping in the casket.

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Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge

Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page.

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7 Popular 'Chick Flicks' That Secretly Hate Women

Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black.

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If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)

She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures.

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The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances

Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he'll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right.

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'2012' Sucks Worse Than the Mayans Could Have Predicted

2012 is like watching a Special Olympics weightlifting event.

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5 Horrific Ways Your Brain Can Turn On You Without Warning

Even if you're perfectly healthy and have never had a mental illness or dropped acid, your brain can mess with you in a terrifying variety of ways.

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6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions

Take a giant gorilla to New York City and put him on display? What could possibly go wrong?

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8 Racist Ads You Won t Believe Are From the Last Few Years

Brought to you by Doritos' New 'We Hate Black People' Cheddar!

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6 Characters Who Show Up in Every Zombie Movie

If we've learned anything, it's that humans are only capable of six psychological reactions to a scourge of the undead. And here they are.

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The 5 Most Unintentionally Racist Movies About Racism

If it wasn't for Hollywood making a bunch of well-meaning but ham-handed and accidentally racist films, why, the rest of us would have never learned our lessons! Hail our conquering heroes, the real champions of equality in America.

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5 Awful Storylines We Don't Want in the Star Wars Sequels

Believe it or not, there are actually Star Wars stories so terrible they do more damage to the source material than Jar Jar Binks could have ever hoped to.

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6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs)

Here are six movie heroes who did their jobs so damn poorly that, in retrospect, they'd barely make good sidekicks.

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