Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Yes, the movie lives up to its title. In fact, I'd go so far as to say the things these characters do with weapons remind me of the first time I ever saw 'Equilibrium' or 'The Matrix.' Vaughn even has a character specifically name-drop John Woo.

• By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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• April 17, 2010

There are two ways to end a televisions series: Quietly and respectfully or by loading as much WTF fuel into the last show as possible. Guess which option these guys chose?

• By Greg Welsh
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• April 16, 2010

Through no fault of their own, funerals are some of the lamest parties ever thrown. And like any lame party, someone is bound to make it 10 times more awkward.

• By Ian Fortey
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• April 15, 2010

Running a cloned-dinosaur facility? Naturally, you'll want to staff it with Newman and that dude from Edge of Darkness.

• By Anthony Scibelli
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• April 09, 2010

If you arm yourself with headphones and enough Iron Maiden to make your ears want to fight each other, you get the most epic metal video ever put on film. While I didn't have the foresight to bring my own soundtrack canceling apparatus, in hindsight 'Clash of the Titans' almost makes more sense viewed as a collection of moving metal-album co

• By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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• April 03, 2010

Fictional worlds look like fun for two hours at a time, but with a little thought you see why living there would make you want to drink yourself into a stupor.

• By C. Coville
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• April 02, 2010

YEAR 2000 TRADEMARKS: -Concerns elderly rich perverts in robes (see: Eyes Wide Shut, The Ninth Gate) -Disc sold as "Collector's Edition" -Stars of two WB dramas (Popular and Dawson's Creek) -Spawned numerous straight-to-DVD sequels (see: Bring it On, Wild Things, American Pie)

• By Pat Cassels
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• March 27, 2010

Several steps down the ladder from the guys who get all of the (very little) glory, you have an army of peons whose job descriptions seem to have been created as part of some cruel psychological experiment.

• By Christina H
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• March 27, 2010

Apparently only women eat yogurt and every bodily excriment is blue. Thanks, advertisers!

• By Soren Bowie
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• March 26, 2010

What Superman gets up to on a particularly boring day.

• By Fatawesome .com
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• March 22, 2010

Movie budgets have gotten so large that it's almost impossible to imagine just what it is they're spending these hundreds of millions on. Well, as with most Hollywood stories, the reality seems more unrealistic than even the worst special effect.

• By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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• March 20, 2010

When a creature flick comes along that is so preposterously ridiculous, so patently absurd, so monstrously unscientific that the creature in question could never even exist, well, we have no choice but to scream

• By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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• March 10, 2010

The island changes a man.

• By Space Avalanche
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• March 09, 2010

The Academy Awards are like Hollywood's Super Bowl (what with the betting pools, the bean dip, the coma-inducing length) but with one important difference: Super Bowl rings are actually awarded on merit.

• By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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• March 06, 2010

All those ancient words of wisdom? Yeah, thrown in on the screenplay's third draft, at four in the morning, after half a pound of cocaine.

• By David Myers
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• March 04, 2010