Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
The 3 Fictional Presidents We Could Use Right Now
If there is a person who looks forward to President's Day more than I do, then I haven't found him, fought him, defeated him and devoured his heart to gain his courage and presidential knowledge yet.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 15, 2013
6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes
It turns out that sometimes in order for a film to really shock us with its ending it has to fudge the facts a little bit.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- February 15, 2013
23 Romantic Movies Revised for Honesty
Romantic movies are as bad for your brain as just about any type of movie you can watch as a stupid young person. We show you what they might look like if they actually told the truth.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 15, 2013
The 6 Steps of Rocking Out (When You're Over 30)
I was no longer a long-haired teen. True, the passing years had brought me a lifetime of accomplishments and hard-earned sexual competence, but could I rock. Here is my night. You tell me who the rock star is.
- By Gladstone
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- February 10, 2013
6 Movie Characters You Didn't Know Died Horrible Deaths
For every graphic movie death that graces our screens in glorious Technicolor, there's an even more gruesome one that happens just outside of frame.
- By Davidb Marchetti, J.F. Sargent
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- February 10, 2013
If The Hobbit Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
RICHARD ARMITAGE: That does it, Manu, I'm challenging you! There's no way we'd do an entire movie without accomplishing SOME benchmark, so either YOU'RE gonna die, or I'M gonna die, or at least SOMEONE will ACTUALLY ACHIEVE SOMETHING!
- By The Editing Room
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- February 07, 2013
The 6 Dumbest Mistakes of Supposedly Smart Movie Characters
Some of these characters, in the midst of using their wits to topple complicated obstacles, manage to inexplicably overlook some painfully obvious things that come back to bite them directly on their brilliant asses.
- By Karl Smallwood, Alex Race, T.D. Woodward
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- February 06, 2013
6 Insane Disney Comics You Won't Believe Are Real
Is it still amazing to see that there was a time when Disney had no problem depicting Mickey Mouse getting venereal diseases and attempting shotgun suicide? You bet!
- By Drew Anderson
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- February 02, 2013
21 Movie Sequels Too Awesome to Exist
Movie sequels get a bad rap, since they're usually created by people looking to invest in a known commodity: AKA whatever worked last time. But what if movie sequel didn't care about anything other than being a good idea, and kicking ass. We asked you to show us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 01, 2013
The Only 4 Super Bowl Ads Companies Know How to Make
I know exactly what to expect from the Super Bowl ads long before they air, and now I want to pass that knowledge along to you. So go forth, and take your friends' money.
- By Soren Bowie
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- January 29, 2013
6 Unknown Artists Who Made All of Our Favorite Movie Moments
These people have worked tirelessly to help create some of your favorite moments in film, only to have their names scroll by in eight-point font while the audience files out, or, at best, patiently waits for that five-second scene where Iron Man eats a burrito.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- January 29, 2013
30 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts about Famous Movie Scenes
DVD commentary tracks require you to slog through hours of actors complimenting each other and barely interested directors to find a single interesting fact. We bring the most interesting behind the scenes facts out for you in image format.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 28, 2013
17 R-Rated Easter Eggs You Never Noticed in Disney Movies
There were hidden priest boners and adult words sky written into the Disney movies we grew up on. But we couldn't have caught them all.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 25, 2013
6 Amazing Movie Crossovers Hollywood Should Be Making Now
Godzilla vs. Mothra, Freddy vs. Jason, D Cup Debbie vs. The Dildonic Duo ... they're all classics. But there are plenty of other versus films we've never had a chance to see, and that's sad.
- By Felix Clay
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- January 24, 2013
6 Actors Who Play the Exact Same Role in Multiple Movies
Some actors find themselves in the same oddly specific situations in different movies. Not because they're typecast, but seemingly by pure coincidence.
- By Mike Floorwalker
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- January 22, 2013
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