Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Those holiday classics we'll all be watching today? Paint by numbers.
- By Matt Gallagher
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- December 25, 2011
Christmas movies are all about magic, miracles and faith. Except for these six 'family friendly' Christmas films that contain nothing but horror beneath their shiny wrapping paper.
- By Erik Germ, Chris Abboud
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- December 24, 2011
I celebrate Christmas each year despite being non-religious. This mostly involves watching Die Hard on repeat and drinking copious amounts of Whiskeynog. This year, though, I'm actually going to study up on Christianity, using the most effective and distinguished tools I know: late night cartoons on TBN.
- By Robert Brockway
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- December 22, 2011
Writers and directors aren't exactly corporate experts and often don't even know what an average office job is like. That's why they've come up with these weird misunderstandings of how companies work.
- By Christina H
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- December 15, 2011
It's obvious Hollywood wants us to think it cares about the fragile environment. But when it comes time to getting just the right shot, wiping out a big hunk of ecosystem is considered a small price to pay.
- By Kevin Forde
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- December 14, 2011
There are a lot of annoying ad campaigns out there we all like to complain about. And then there are those that leave us scratching our heads wondering how their commercials were even supposed to work.
- By Christina H
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- December 13, 2011
I have waited a long time for this moment. Throughout my life, I've watched what amounts to miles of film about the trials and tribulations of high school life. From The Karate Kid to Spider Man, I've had to sit through decades of movie theater darkness, biting my tongue as the more relatable and, frankly, superior character in every story is immed
- By Soren Bowie
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- December 12, 2011
Sometimes the TV show, movie or video game that best represents a year isn’t necessarily the best show of the year. Cracked.com’s editors are more than happy to tell you why.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 12, 2011
I present five things that bring me joy. But understand, these aren't obvious things like winning the lottery or tricking barely legal teens into high-risk sex. Instead, these are little things that result in explosive fits of happiness far greater than you would ever expect.
- By Gladstone
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- December 10, 2011
Here are the five biggest game show heists by four sinister people who almost got away with it, and one who totally did.
- By Seanbaby
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- December 09, 2011
When Hollywood has exhausted its creativity producing prequels and sequels, it often turns to unbelievable real life events for inspiration. And while not all of these are completely embellished, unfortunately, these amazing stories often have terrible aftermaths that even Hollywood wouldn't dare to film.
- By Mike Cooney
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- December 09, 2011
Star Wars is 100X the movie franchise that Star Trek is in all the worst possible categories.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- December 08, 2011
We have to wonder if anyone even bothered to Google 'lawyer,' 'law' or 'real life' before starting their screenplay.
- By Chris Radomile
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- December 08, 2011
ROBERT PATTINSON: I have to go to my bachelor party. But don't worry, my character has to remain appealing to even the most prudish girls, so there won't be any strippers. Just some good old-fashioned ritualistic animal killing.
- By The Editing Room
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- December 06, 2011
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