Just because you've created one masterpiece doesn't mean everything you touch is going to be gold.
Fatal Deviation is an ancient curse on the Irish people, passed on by a few VHS tapes like cinematic herpes until DVD technology re-released it on the world in exactly the same way archaeological digs re-release angry mummies.
The reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation.
More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.
Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?
Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.
Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.
Well that pretty much shoots my zombie contingency plan to hell.
'Lost' will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big 'Lost' flash-sideways.
If the gritty reboot was realistic.