Screw screenwriters, Hollywood should just give us all the money to write these scripts.
It turns out movie costumes are the perfect place to hide clever little Easter Eggs for film maniacs with too much free time to find and childishly geek out over.
Sexual imagery is amazing at eliciting a physical and emotional response from a viewer, one that probably mixes arousal and revulsion.
Not every filmmaker's passion project turns out to be 'Star Wars.'
Sometimes editing isn't just about maintaining the story's momentum; it's about skipping over parts that don't make any sense.
People don't seem to realize that sexism no longer exists today and both sexes are treated with complete equality, especially in the entertainment industry. If anything, men are the ones being discriminated against.
Ant-Man's only qualification for superheroing is being invented around the same time as tie-dye clothing and unprotected group sex, and being a worse idea than both.
My heart breaks not just for the obvious candidates -- your Eponines, your Bambis, your Misters T, and so on -- but for every sad character.
Adam Sandler's sense of humor actually had to get legal approval.