Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

The 6 Saddest Attempts to Follow Up Pop Culture Classics

Just because you've created one masterpiece doesn't mean everything you touch is going to be gold.

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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July 08, 2010

Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]

Thanks for giving a shit, internet!

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By Hans_Solo
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July 04, 2010

Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie (Is The Worst Film Ever Made)

Fatal Deviation is an ancient curse on the Irish people, passed on by a few VHS tapes like cinematic herpes until DVD technology re-released it on the world in exactly the same way archaeological digs re-release angry mummies.

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By Luke McKinney
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July 03, 2010

The Real Reason She's Making You Go See 'Eclipse' [GRAPH]

The reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation.

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By Skinnymojo
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July 01, 2010

The Sadness of Toy Story Measured in Tears [CHART]

Stop it Pixar.

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By Tim Babb
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June 27, 2010

6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)

More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.

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By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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June 25, 2010

7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.

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By Claire G.
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June 22, 2010

6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away

Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?

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By Christina H
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June 19, 2010

5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.

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By Robert Evans
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June 15, 2010

The 5 Most Impractical Aspects of Superhero Costumes

Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.

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By Jacopo della Quercia
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June 05, 2010

And You Thought Fast Zombies Were The Worst Kind... [COMIC]

Well that pretty much shoots my zombie contingency plan to hell.

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By Jonathan Wojcik
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May 30, 2010

15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters

We understand that a movie poster maker really needs to sell the movie. Sometimes, though, they just go completely nuts and start making things up.

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By Jack Mendoza
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May 27, 2010

The 6 Creepiest Ways Reality Imitates 'Lost'

'Lost' will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big 'Lost' flash-sideways.

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