Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Amazing 'Lord of the Rings' Movies We'll Never See

Jackson wasn't the first person to try to adapt J.R.R. Tolkien's work -- a few others got damn close. And most of those movies would've been insane.


5 Movies Based on a True Story (That Are Complete BS)

It's surprisingly common for popular movies to leave out shockingly disturbing facts.


5 Absurd Action Movie Scenes That Happened in Real Life

These very real people who found themselves faced with extraordinary circumstances -- and reacted by ramping a flaming police car into those circumstances.


21 Famous Movies (If They Had Better Titles)

We won't pretend to be the experts here, but you have to admit that there are a lot of movies out there that could benefit from a better title.


4 WTF True Stories Behind the Traits of Famous Characters

Even great pieces of fiction can sometimes be the result of a series of bizarrely bad decisions and idiotic ideas.


54 Great Movies Combined Into 27 AMAZING Scenes

Look, we aren't saying that Hollywood is bad at its job. However, when you love movies as much as we do, you start notice that some scenes from certain films would fit pretty perfectly with others.


Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Bizarre Paranormal Beliefs

We expect our famous people to be a little bit crazy, because money and fame mess with your head in ways science can barely comprehend. But still ...


22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There

Disney likes to pretend it's all cute rodents, happy cartoons, and puke-stained amusements parks. But underneath that veneer of fun and joy exists something darker.


4 Celebrity Team Ups Too Awesome to Ever Happen

If Hollywood has half a brain, they'll make everything I've suggested here into a show.


6 Ways the New 'Captain America' Movie Will Fix the Original

This movie could be what the Civil War storyline should've been in the first place.


6 Twist Movie Endings We Never Got to See

There's a whole alternate history of Hollywood lying on the cutting room floor.


5 Goth Women of Film (And Why We Love Them)

These goth chicks drove me to distraction from birth to today.


5 Surprising Things You Learn Designing Movie Monsters

So whatever happened to good old physical effects -- you know, the models, animatronics, all that stuff? Well, we asked a couple of experts that very question.


The 6 Most Pathetic Dating Show Contestants of All Time

If dating life has got you down, remember that things could always be worse.