Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Completely Moronic Plot Twists TV And Movies Needs To Retire
How many more bald mentors are you gonna kill off, Marvel?
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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68 Michael Bay Has Found A New Movie-Making Low
A film about the pandemic while we're in the pandemic is about as exploitative as it gets.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts
SpongeBob already played it fast and loose with reality, but this is gonna be a whole new mess.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'The Bachelor' Franchise Continues To Treat Minorities Like Crap
Hannah Brown sang the N-word, but that's only the beginning of the problem.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Once Mighty MoviePass Can Be Yours For A Measly $250K
Anyone want a hardly used media disruptor?
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- By Luis Prada
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Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet
Did Elon Musk & Ivanka Trump just not watch the second half of the movie?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total
These guys know their A, B, and C words.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Classic Movies That Are Secret Remakes Of Other Films
These blockbusters were clearly switched at birth in the movie hospital.
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- By JM McNab
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A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish
This prequel going to be lowkey kinda boring, or super depressing.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Famous Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense
Time to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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Throwaway Jokes That Eventually Became Real
Life imitating fart jokes.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Hayao Miyazaki Has Turned Into Anime James Cameron With The Delays On His Last Film
Hayao Miyazaki's final film is coming along really slowly, but why?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Jurassic Park’s Strangest Plot Point Now Makes Sense In 2020
We regret to inform you 'Jurassic World' is now a better movie.
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- By JM McNab
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Final Blockbuster Left Will Not Flinch
Even during a pandemic you can make it a Blockbuster night.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Examples Of Transcendentally Stupid Movie Censorship
Some censorship is so dumb, it counts as a form of entertainment.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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