Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail To Deliver)
Often when it comes that time for a movie badass to live up to his title, he just ends up being profoundly disappointing.
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- By David Christopher Bell, CRACKED Staff
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1703 6 Deadly Injuries You Only Survive in the Movies (Update)
Cracked.com: Calling BS on movies since 1958.
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- By Dennis Hong
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4 Reasons 3-D Movies Don't Have to Suck
It's just a big stupid gimmick, right? If they're going to try to charge you up to $20 a ticket, you better damn well be getting something amazing out of it. But instead all you get is a big headache and something occasionally jumping out of the screen at you. Right? Actually, there are ways to use 3D to actually make movies better.
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- By Christina H
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The 5 Most Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
Why is it that when a character has to die, they often have to dive through mind-boggling hoops in the process? Here are a few that simply defy all logic and common sense.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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The Biggest Star Wars Plot Hole, Explained By Science
Fans jokingly refer to it as 'Stormtrooper aim.' But it's not lazy film-making (or at least, not just that): There's actually a perfectly logical, scientific reason behind this behavior. Soldiers in real wars behave in exactly the same way.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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4 Reasons Terminators Suck At Their Jobs
Terminators were the worst idea in history. Here are all the reasons they suck.
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- By Jeff Bennion
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The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies
But sometimes action movies take annoying liberties, showing everyday dudes doing things that, in the real world, take weeks or months to learn. And damn it, we're not just going to let them get away with it.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The 5 Most Wildly Illegal Court Rulings in Movie History
We love when justice is served in movies. Unfortunately, much of the time it's only because a screenwriter twisted the law beyond recognition.
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- By Diana McCallum
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The 5 Most Baffling Horror Movies From Around the World
Chances are the horror movies you've seen are actually fairly normal when compared to these.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Reasons 'Red Dawn' Is Secretly a Subversive Anti-War Film
Red Dawn might be the most anti-American movie made outside of the Middle East.
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- By Philip Moon
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The 7 Most Offensive Adaptations of Classic Comic Books
Think about everything you love about cartoons and comics, then take a hammer to those thoughts. That's what these are.
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- By Anthony Scibelli
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How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack
There's not a movie on Earth that wouldn't be drastically improved by the addition of zombies.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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5 Reasons Hollywood Needs to Stop Making Prequels
Let's face it: Prequels are just there to ruin a good thing.
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- By Greggory Basore
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5 Reasons 'Big' Had The Most Depressing Happy Ending Ever
If they made a sequel it would be a precautionary tale.
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- By Brendan Bourque-Sheil
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Umbrella: The Most Wasteful Movie Corporation Ever
In every movie they manage to develop the most advanced technology on Earth, only to use it for the most helmet-wearingly dumbass purposes.
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- By Luke McKinney
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