Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Classic Shows You Had No Idea Had (Terrible) Sequels

Sequels fail nearly as often as they're greenlit, which explains why I was surprised to find that some of TVs most iconic shows were given sequels that should never have been made.


4 Depressing Epilogues to Popular Reality Shows

Get ready for the saddest part of your day, whole Internet.


16 Leaked Hollywood Messages That Would Explain Everything

It's no question that the last couple decades have produced lots of unusual decisions from Hollywood. Fortunately, we've managed to gain some insight into why that is.


4 Reasons Holiday Specials Have Ruined Our Childhoods

I realized that the very movies I religiously watch every year during the holidays are actually kind of messed up.


4 Christopher Nolan Movies No Other Director Could Have Made

You know the drill -- spoiler alert and all that.


4 Christmas Movies That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

Christmas is here, and that means it's time to watch some terrible movies!


9 Famous Movies That Have Cooler Titles in Foreign Countries

Translating titles isn't as easy as it looks, and sometimes the results are hilariously amazing.


5 Movie Series That Started Terrible and Ended Up Awesome

The following are rare examples of series that would eventually turn great but that started off as pathetic experiments.


The Worst Christmas Movie Ever (Viewed 12 Times in a Row)

Allowing for some imaginary commercial breaks where my brain hawked products I don't use, I sat in front of my screen for 24 hours, because that couldn't possibly be a terrible idea.


The 12 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes Ever

This should go without saying, but NSFW.


5 Famous Movies That Used Horrifying Substances for Effects

Not everything Hollywood shows you is a lie.


17 Insane Bits of Dialogue Hiding in Famous Movies

It turns out that upon careful inspection of our favorite films, there are some real word-turds stinking up the joint -- and we never even noticed.


25 Scenes You Secretly Hope Are In the New Star Wars

Now that George Lucas is out as director for the new 'Star Wars' films, that means less of his batshit dumb ideas and more of our super awesome ideas.


6 Actors Who Survived Stuff That'd Kill Superman

You might call it irony, but I prefer to think of it as 'secret method acting.'


What the Next 11 Marvel Movies Will Be About

Here are my synopses of Marvel's movies up to the year 2019 ... because that's when the Large Hadron Collider kills ev- I've said too much. Ignore that. Let's get started, True Believer!