Cracked Archive - Movies & TV


20 Real Official Merchandise Items No One Thought Through

There's a saying in Hollywood: 'If we can milk this for every dollar that it's worth, then yank those friggin udders.'


4 Signs The New Season Of 'The X-Files' Will Be Terrible

It's official: The X-Files is returning. We want to believe it won't be awful, but ... welllll ...


14 Famous Movies With Stolen Scenes Nobody Noticed

At what point does 'homage' turn to 'totally stole that scene, you jackass.'


34 Boss Behind-the-Scenes Factoids

A lot of work goes into movies that you probably never realize.


7 Famous Movies That Got Tiny Details Absolutely Perfect

It's one thing to obsess over making a great film. it's another to obsess over, well, things like these.


Truly Spectacular Real-Life Heists

When we relay the following stories of spectacular real-life heists, we're not saying we approve of what they did, or suggest you try it. It's just nice to see someone who takes a little pride in their work, that's all.


5 Game Of Thrones Scenes That Don't Make Any Damn Sense

Condensing hundreds of pages into a one-hour story isn't always easy. But that still doesn't explain what happened here.


5 Classic Toys Way More Movie-Worthy Than Transformers

These lines could rule the box office with an iron fist, if treated right.


5 Filthy Jokes You (And the Censors) Missed in Famous Movies

Stealth movie smut. What's not to love?


The 6 Most Insanely Depressing Examples of Movie Merchandise

You CAN sell anything to kids, but should you?


4 Most Sexually Uncomfortable Characters From Your Childhood

Sometimes writers, producers, and actors start resting on their laurels, and characters' sexualities get a little skewed, a little weird, and a little flat-out unsettling.


20 Stupid Ways to Ruin Brilliant Movies

We asked our readers to take some of cinema's most memorable scenes and tweak them just a tad, rendering them into unwatchable mistakes.


5 Pop Culture References Nobody Got in Movies and TV Shows

Let's pull back the veil and expose the true meaning of some moments you've seen in your favorite pop culture properties.


6 Upcoming Movies That Deserve Tons More Hype

The following aggressively awesome works of cinema that are hurdling at your face this very moment.


4 Movie Heroes Everyone Pretends Aren't Psychopaths

Movie heroes: Who are these fractured reflections of our psyche? Can we trust them with our souls, with our children's souls, and with our future? No. We are screwed.