Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Crazy Fan Theories That Improve Famous Superhero Movies

Nick Fury isn't quite who he claims to be. They may as well call him MISdirector Fury. Get it?


5 Movies That Have No Idea How Long Things Take

Gandalf's horse must've had some magical wizard powers as well.


8 Kids Movies With Horrifying Scenes You Forgot About

Violence and big-boy language and huge bare asses can show up in almost any film, and even movies supposedly meant for kids can have some extremely messed-up stuff going on.


7 Things That Are Bizarrely Identical In Every Modern Movie

Who's running this cash-eating donkey show called Hollywood, anyway?


You Really Have No Idea Who The Villain Of Frozen Is

Either Hans is the most convincing sociopathic mastermind in Disney history, or other forces are at play.


5 Terrible Early Drafts Of Your Favorite Superheroes

'Robert Downey Jr. as Bozo' doesn't have quite the same ring to it.


12 Scenes That Prove Han Solo Could Use The Force

Han may or may not know it, but he can totally use the Force.


6 Movie Characters Whose Names Spoiled Huge Plot Twists

J.K. Rowling wasn't exactly subtle when it came to foreshadowing.


A Theory That Will Change How You See SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably don't let your kids read this.


Failed TV Shows That (Somehow) Actually Existed

We forced ourselves to watch a whole bunch of nutty stuff for this article.


A Mind-Blowing Theory About The Dad From 'Family Matters'

What if all of Reginald VelJohnson's police characters weren't different people?


6 Reasons Heath Ledger's Joker Ruined Comic Book Movies

Ledger's Joker was amazing, frightening, and, unfortunately, has become the go-to blueprint for every friggin' villain out there.


7 Hilariously Perverted Works By Iconic Kids' Cartoonists

Presumably, 'Powerpuff Girls' got picked up only after they entered a clause in the contract specifying that there wouldn't be any tiny mutant orgies in it.


5 Crappy Movies That Put Insane Detail Into Their Worlds

'John Carter,' for as cheesy as it was, really did its linguistic legwork.