Kids these days are pussies. Wait, don't leave, I have a solution!
It turns out that plenty of cinema classics were treated like refried dog shit by the very people making them.
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Sometimes the stories behind how those voices got there are as good as the cartoons themselves.
Having a single-minded pursuit of the perfect performance can easily result in things getting way out of hand.
Apparently, whenever a Hollywood writer is stuck on a script, they watch a random episode of this obscure TV show, filter it through an eight ball of cocaine, and call it a day.
Thanks to these films' editors for saving us a lot of head scratching.
No matter how bad the movies got, it was the 'Star Trek' television series that showed how evil the Federation really was.
We have so many cool characters that a few of the most interesting ones inevitably end up as sidekicks and supporting roles.
Once in a blue moon budget limitations will elevate a movie from a permanent spot in a drug store clearance bin to a cultural landmark that we're still talking about decades later.
Every Hollywood movie deserves a little bit of 'True Detective.'
These six films are primed to knock your tits off in the foreseeable future.
Whether we admit it or not, most of us will spend our adult lives trying to unlearn the shit pop culture taught us when we were growing up.
'No Escape' could have just used #FFFFFF, the perfect RGB color code for this movie and also an acronym for the words spoken by anyone watching this bullshit.
When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.