Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Kids these days are pussies. Wait, don't leave, I have a solution!

• By Randall Maynard
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• September 17, 2015

It turns out that plenty of cinema classics were treated like refried dog shit by the very people making them.

• By Adam Koski, Esmeralda Portillo, Tara Marie
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• September 16, 2015

NOTE: ALL SOURCE LINKS IN THIS ARTICLE ARE NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE.

• By Mark Hill
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• September 13, 2015

Sometimes the stories behind how those voices got there are as good as the cartoons themselves.

• By Mark Hill
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• September 08, 2015

Having a single-minded pursuit of the perfect performance can easily result in things getting way out of hand.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• September 04, 2015

Apparently, whenever a Hollywood writer is stuck on a script, they watch a random episode of this obscure TV show, filter it through an eight ball of cocaine, and call it a day.

• By Mike Bedard
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• September 03, 2015

Thanks to these films' editors for saving us a lot of head scratching.

• By JM McNab
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• September 01, 2015

No matter how bad the movies got, it was the 'Star Trek' television series that showed how evil the Federation really was.

• By Luke McKinney
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• August 29, 2015

We have so many cool characters that a few of the most interesting ones inevitably end up as sidekicks and supporting roles.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• August 29, 2015

Once in a blue moon budget limitations will elevate a movie from a permanent spot in a drug store clearance bin to a cultural landmark that we're still talking about decades later.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• August 28, 2015

Every Hollywood movie deserves a little bit of 'True Detective.'

• By Randall Maynard
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• August 27, 2015

These six films are primed to knock your tits off in the foreseeable future.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• August 26, 2015

Whether we admit it or not, most of us will spend our adult lives trying to unlearn the shit pop culture taught us when we were growing up.

• By Jason Pargin
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• August 26, 2015

'No Escape' could have just used #FFFFFF, the perfect RGB color code for this movie and also an acronym for the words spoken by anyone watching this bullshit.

• By Luke McKinney
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• August 25, 2015

When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.

• By Patrick Coyne
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• August 24, 2015