15 Killer Insults from Sitcoms

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15 Killer Insults from Sitcoms

TV has given us some great burns through the ages, but comedies have to take the cake, right? They’re comedy writers after all. Trained to put some spice in a solid set-up/punchline. Through some of that solid writing, these characters gave us some top notch burns, and although the subject of the roasting may not have appreciated it, they certainly gave the rest of us a solid laugh. So thank you, pissed-off sitcom characters. Your ire helped make our days.

We’ll consider this a tribute to some of the best torpedo launchers in the game. The Red Formans, and the Karen Walkers of the world. They walked into a room like, ‘Alright, who’s gettin’ it today?!” Then there’s the best TV duos whose entire relationship is zinger-trading. The Lemon/Donaghy and Moira/Alexis combos who trade jabs until the very rare heartfelt moment reminds us that deep down, they do indeed love each other. We’ll focus on the love some other time, but for now, here are 15 killer insults from killer comedy shows.

We all know those sigh-inducing boredom bots.

CRACKED LOUISE ROASTS (ACTUALLY, BAKES) JESSICA. BOB'S BURGERS Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she'd be flour. If she was a book, she'd be two books.

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Britta got roasted… Like the roofs of all of our mouths.

CRACKED WHEN TROY SAID BRITTA WAS ALL THE BAD THINGS. COMMUNITY You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.

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This one was built up over the years.

CRACKED MOIRA ON HER KIDS. SCHITT'S CREEK And now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless, like you and your sister.

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Damn… We didn’t know Michael Scott hates Toby this much.

CRACKED MICHAEL SCOTT PUTS TOBY ON BLAST (THEN BLAST AGAIN). THE OFFICE If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

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Naomi really doesn’t like to be inconvenienced.

CRACKED NAOMI REMINDS REBECCA OF HER SHORTCOMINGS. CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND I hope this isn't another stunt like your little 'suicide attempt' in law school. You didn't even break your skin, and you inconvenienced a lot of people.

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Red never fails to disappoint.

CRACKED ONE OF RED'S BEST DUMBASSES. THAT '70S SHOW Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you, is because you're a dumbass.

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This clearly happened before April met Jerry’s wife.

CRACKED WE COULD DO AN ENTIRE LIST OF APRIL'S JERRY BURNS. PARKS & REC Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?

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Because simply calling someone a caveman is boring.

CRACKED KAREN WAS A TAD UPSET ABOUT HER BIRTHDAY INVITATIONS. WILL & GRACE I think the real mistake was when your father spotted your mother across a crowded swamp, dragged her back to his hut, and made you.

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Barney lets Robin know that she’s aged like fine… Milk.

CRACKED BARNEY STINSON HAS SOURED ON ROBIN. HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date, and you've hit yours.

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Coin flip to see who gets murdered.

CRACKED WHEN ALEXIS THOUGHT DAVID SHOULD SLEEP CLOSER TO THE DOOR. SCHITT'S CREEK NO SIGNATURES You know what, David? You get murdered for once!

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