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No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House
Either because of the cost, or fears of losing an eye.
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- By JM McNab
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7 The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'
How is the most problematic part of this movie not Randy Quaid?
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- By JM McNab
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3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie
I made a list, and checked it twice.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com
Yippee-ki-awwww, motherf****r.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Revenge of the Nerds' Reboot In The Works With Seth MacFarlane, Lucas Brothers
Take that, Alpha Beta!
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense
Here's how Borat found his daughter -- before attempting to gift her to Mike Pence.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed
The world’s most ethically flexible archaeologist is secretly part of the MCU? Weirder things have happened.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Wonder Woman Villains (That Prove Her Villains Are The Worst)
Batman has The Joker. Wonder Woman has, well, these jokers.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Hey, Here's Another Reason To Skip 'Monster Hunter'
Other than it just being a crappy movie.
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- By JM McNab
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Old-School Broadcast of 'A Muppet Family Christmas' Was Once Interrupted By Alarming 'Nightline' Teaser
I guess we could never really have nice things.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tom Cruise Allegedly Roasts 'Mission Impossible 7' Crew Member for Breaking Health Protocols
Social distance -- or face the wrath of an angry Scientologist.
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- By Carly Tennes
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6 Medical Myths Hollywood Needs To Stop Using
Movie medicine is movie malpractice.
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- By Mac Faber
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'The Mandalorian' Just Honored The Movie 'Star Wars' Torpedoed
Sure, this should make everything better.
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- By JM McNab
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'Shrek' is Now Rightfully Recognised As The National Treasure It Is
Hey, now, Shrek's an all star -- at least in the eyes of the U.S. Government.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Hancock' Was Almost A Movie About An Incel Superman
A red pill in blue tights.
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- By Cedric Voets
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