Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Politics is somehow even stupider when you're trying to rule the galaxy.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• December 18, 2015

TK-2918 has devoted his life to building and wearing screen-accurate Stormtrooper gear. And he isn't the only one ...

• By R. Jason Benson, Brian Robinson
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• December 18, 2015

Don't watch 'Attack Of The Clones' six times. It's a bad thing multiplied by six. Imagine one diarrhea. Now imagine five more.

• By Luis Prada
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• December 16, 2015

How exactly is the Dark Side 'evil' again? It really shouldn't have been that hard for Vader to convince Luke to join his cause.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• December 15, 2015

Don't you remember that time with the shawarma, Cap? How could you just throw that all way?

• By Diana McCallum, Andrew Ivimey
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• December 15, 2015

Have you ever shown up at work and had no idea what was going on? These actors made whole movies like that.

• By Marina Reimann
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• December 15, 2015

Star Wars fandom is a lot like believing in Santa Claus -- the more you dig into it, the uglier it looks, until eventually it ... isn't.

• By Jason Pargin
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• December 14, 2015

When you discover your dad is Charles Manson do you A) Write him letters in prison? Or B) Pretend you never found out and take that information to the grave?

• By Janel Comeau
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• December 13, 2015

If you hold movies to the laws of science, stuff gets dark FAST.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• December 11, 2015

It's really hard to be an abuse survivor and see no accurate representations of what it is like on TV, but damn does 'Jessica Jones' deliver.

• By Alice Jane Axness
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• December 10, 2015

Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.

• By Adam Wears
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• December 10, 2015

Guys, we very well may have set our expectations too high here. Like the first time we ate a KFC Double Down or met Gary Busey in the flesh.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• December 08, 2015

The new POTC movie was infiltrated by a real pirate. After making some threats, the man fled into the bushes, disgracing the honor of pirates everywhere.

• By Jim Avery
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• December 06, 2015

We spoke to LouAnne Johnson, the basis of Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds, to learn all the ways Hollywood willfully junked up the true story.

• By J.F. Sargent, LouAnne Johnson
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• December 06, 2015

After seeing Part One, you have no reason to want to see Part Two. And after seeing Part Two, there's got to be something considerably not right with you to want to watch Part Three.

• By Felix Clay
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• December 05, 2015