Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

There's a difference between glossing over the deaths of faceless goons and completely yadda-yadda-ing the destruction of Alderaan just to get to the next big action sequence.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• January 15, 2016

Gunfighting your way to the top of the worst spaceship on the planet is a dumb (but awesome) idea.

• By Jacopo della Quercia , Aatif Zubair
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• January 12, 2016

Movies have power to change the world. However, there is always the chance that this change is very dumb.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• January 12, 2016

Like it or not (and regardless of what Rotten Tomatoes says), your perception of a movie is forever tethered to the hunk of meat and hair that is your body.

• By JM McNab
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• January 12, 2016

Deep philosophy can be found in all of Pixar's movies. Except 'Cars.' Get bent, 'Cars.'

• By Nathan Williams, Federico Cruz
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• January 11, 2016

It's hard to believe but, yes, Gilbert Gottfried was Zack Morris' pimp.

• By Chris Radomile
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• January 10, 2016

Straight Outta Compton left out some key biopic-esque details, such as all the times Dr. Dre beat up women.

• By JM McNab
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• January 08, 2016

Thanks, Harry Potter, for cursing us to decades of crappy cinematic franchises.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• January 05, 2016

During the reign of Steve 'constantly confused about his own culpability' Urkel, you probably missed a lot of not-so-funny racial situations with the Winslow family.

• By William Hillman, Chris F, Markos Hasiotis
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• January 04, 2016

One can't help but wonder if 2001's initial reception wouldn't have been different if the dense, ponderous art film were presented differently.

• By JM McNab
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• January 03, 2016

Squirrels are little jerks that have murder in their eyes. The show could be as dark as 'Daredevil.'

• By Randall Maynard
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• December 24, 2015

Turns out China and the U.S. military are pretty big decision-makers in Hollywood.

• By Henrik Magnusson , Blair Dodge, Ray McBride
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• December 21, 2015

We're not saying the new Star Trek film is guaranteed to be terrible, but it doesn't take a genius to see where the series is headed.

• By Tom Reimann, David Christopher Bell
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• December 20, 2015

Politics is somehow even stupider when you're trying to rule the galaxy.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• December 18, 2015

TK-2918 has devoted his life to building and wearing screen-accurate Stormtrooper gear. And he isn't the only one ...

• By R. Jason Benson, Brian Robinson
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• December 18, 2015