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The New Batman Should Be George Clooney ... Seriously
Give the 'ER' guy another shot
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- By JM McNab
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The Janky Bootleg Version Of 'Karate Kid' (From The Actual Crew)
The low-fi camcorder version you didn’t know you needed.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Crazy Tales Of Japan's Two Badass Robin Hood Figures
Japan had not one, but two crazy awesome Japanese Robin Hoods ...
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The Bizarre Search for the Author of The Awful 'Harry Potter' Fic 'My Immortal'
It definitely has a better plot.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Keanu Reeves' 'Johnny Mnemonic,' The Movie Everyone Crapped On, Was Actually Right
Critics owe Keanu an apology
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Olympus Has Fallen' Made D.C. Takeovers Look Harder To Do ...
'Olympus has Fallen' suddenly hits a little different.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Eagle-Eyed Fans Draw Similarities Between Old Episodes of 'The Simpsons,' Capitol Attack
I wonder what Matt Groening's 2021 bingo card looks like ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU
Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket.
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- By Jesse
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The Deep Cut 'Animaniacs' Joke That Went Over Kids' Heads
A generation of pre-internet children never had a chance.
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- By JM McNab
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If 'Wonder Woman 1984' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
'Thanks to 'Batman v Superman' I must preserve this bizarre alternate timeline, where nobody in 1984 has heard of Princess Diana!'
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- By The Editing Room
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Denmark Launches Animated Kid's Show About, Um, Man With A Massive Unit?
Denmark's public service TV broadcaster is thinking big with its latest children's cartoon series.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Batman Won't Be Portrayed By Michael Keaton in DC Extended Universe
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na not Keaton!
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Rubik's Cube Cinematic Universe (That Nobody Wants) Is Coming
Really, we’re trying this again?
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- By JM McNab
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Borat's On-Screen Daughter Says She Reunited With Movie Babysitter, Jeanise Jones
In case you needed a little wholesome content to brighten your day ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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A Muppets Reboot of 'The Great Gatsby' Could Save 2021
It's not so easy being (a) green (light, left for a long lost love).
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- By Carly Tennes
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