Using the 'Star Wars' films, a painted broomstick, and my childlike imagination as references, I analyzed all the ways the world would change if we suddenly all had lightsabers.
Ghost-hunting reality shows are super hot right now. You know what else they are? So full of shit that their eyes have turned brown.
Movies are deceptive in a way that politicians can only dream of.
Some stars have ended up changing the way a movie or show turned out not because of any artistic vision, but through ridiculous demands.
It's a fine line between comedy and tragedy.
Look, drugs aren't all that great, really. But sometimes the way Hollywood depicts their effects on people is downright laughable.
It's unclear if anybody in Hollywood's examining whether or not funding an endless series of interlocking films is quite possibly a disastrous idea.
We're betting most of you didn't catch any of these the first time around.
Remember you need to watch 41 hours of 'Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' to understand any of this.
All too often, ideas are sucked dry and left to die in a soggy gutter.
The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.
Ever since someone from the days of VCRs discovered the joy found by rewinding certain scenes over and over again, life has been much more hilarious.