Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Kids' TV Shows That Would Have Caused the Apocalypse

The stars of toddler TV might one day cause history's largest body count.


4 Opinions So Popular You Don't Realize They're Stereotypes

While mocking others for their heritage, ethnicity, or sexual orientation is generally frowned upon these days, it's not always clear where we draw the line.


5 Reasons the '60s Batman TV Show Is Better Than You Think

Viewing more than just two-minute videos of Batman dancing on YouTube will lead you to discover that the '60s 'Batman' is savagely awesome, with a lot of facets that are commonly ignored.


5 Remakes of Famous Movies That Would Actually Be Awesome

The following book-to-film translations have a legitimate shot at superseding mediocre-at-best first performances by learning from the mistakes of their past.


5 Video Game Adaptations That Missed the Point of the Movie

It's one thing to add video game elements to your movie -- it's quite another to stray so far from the film that you miss its reason for existing entirely.


5 Horrifying Ways Cartoons Tried to Cover Important Issues

Each and every one of these episodes means well (we assume), but the results range from merely misguided to downright traumatic.


4 People Who Were Ridiculously Hard to Kill

These folks are exceptionally gifted at shrugging off Death's dick-punches.


4 Ways the Disney Princesses Created Modern Feminism

What if the Disney princesses are the strongest, most reliable feminist icons pop culture has ever produced ... ever?


What Your Favorite Doctor Who Companion Says About You

Whovians love to argue over who are the best and worst companions, and for good reason.


9 Classic Movie Posters (With Bizarre First Drafts)

You'd think poster designers have this shit down pat. But thats only because you haven't seen the posters we almost got.


The 5 Worst Parts of Moving Back in With Your Parents

What was intended to be only a few months turned into a stay that lasted well into the next year. In that time, I learned a few surprising things from the experience.


5 Horror Movie Plots You Won't Believe Actually Happened

True crime is a popular genre, but what sort of sick puke seeks out true stories of horrific murder for pure, popcorn-munching entertainment? Well, unfortunately, you may have unwittingly done that.


5 Classic Geek Debates That Were Settled a Long Time Ago

The war is over, but the battles are still being fought for some reason.


4 Supporting Characters That Deserve Their Own Movies

There are a fair few characters who have practically no chance at all to ever feature in a movie of their own, despite the fact that they could totally carry one.