Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
A Big Strength Of 'What If...?' Is Also Its Achilles' Heel
Marvel brought back Michael B. Jordan and Rober-- um, some guy.
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- By JM McNab
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7 Yes, Spider-Man and Venom Will Face Off, 'Let There Be Carnage' Director Says
“Whatever, as long as it’s not Topher Grace.” - Spider-Man, probably
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- By Carly Tennes
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Portland Out-Flanders 'The Simpsons' Ned Flanders
"Howdily Doodily, Bridger-ino!" Ned Flanders, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Sorry, But 'Ted Lasso's Theme Song Sucks
Believe … there’s a better song you could have used.
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- By JM McNab
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In Defense Of 'Scott's Tots': Why 'The Office's Most Excruciating Episode Is Also Its Most Necessary
A tough watch? Yeah, but this was the episode where Michael Scott finally grew up.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ernie Hudson (And Winston) Kept Getting Screwed Over By The 'Ghostbusters' Franchise
The original script had a way more badass take on his character than just “guy who doesn’t like wobbly desserts.”
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Movie & TV Plots That Get Ruined By Basic Science
We get that movies and TV shows aren’t real, but some plots are super-duper not real.
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- By JM McNab
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Nestflix Is The (Fake) Netflix Of (Fake) Netflix Movies
Content for content’s content’s sake.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Training In 'The Witcher' Cinematic Universe Makes Zero Sense
We have some issues with the new 'Nightmare of the Wolf' animated movie.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Long Before The Internet, 'Twin Peaks' Anticipated The Need For TV Recaps
1-900 numbers weren’t all about horniness.
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- By JM McNab
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If 'Shang-Chi' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
AWKWAFINA (gawking in amazement) "Say what? My totally ripped best friend of ten years can throw a punch? What else are you hiding, my dude?"
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- By The Editing Room
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Don’t Be Ashamed: Adults Playing With Toys is Nothing New
Grown-ups wasting time on elaborate playthings has a long, proud tradition.
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- By JM McNab
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Bane's About to Remind Y'all That He's The Superior Batman
The upcoming Bane project may prove extremely painful-- for the Dark Knight’s pride.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Jason Statham's Next Role: A Badass Beekeeper (No, Seriously)
His newest project is generating a lot of buzz.
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- By JM McNab
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Someone Claimed 'Kung Fu Panda' Was His Idea (And So Wound Up In Prison)
Turned out the guy was a plagiarist himself.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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