Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Things I Learned Watching Every Wayans Bros Movie In A Day

It's almost one o'clock in the morning. I'm ten movies deep into an 11-movie Wayans Brothers marathon that began at 7:15 a.m. the previous day. I'm tired. I'm angry.

By Adam Tod Brown
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July 23, 2015

6 Questions That Will Ruin Your Favorite Movie

Asking questions won't ruin a movie for you. OK, yeah, maybe asking these questions will.

By Jason Pargin
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July 23, 2015

5 Ways Marvel Movies Keep Screwing Up Female Superheroes

Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.

By Kathy Benjamin
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July 21, 2015

How To Make Money Using Inaccurate Pop Culture Reviews

This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.

By Nathan Rabin
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July 21, 2015

7 Ways Skynet Could Have Won By Now

Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.

By Felix Clay
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July 16, 2015

8 Dark Life Lessons Kids Learn From Pixar Films

I think a large part of the appeal is that these movies often teach some of the darkest lessons you'll ever learn as a child, and take that pressure off of the parents' backs.

By Matt Cowan
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July 15, 2015

4 Superhero Movies That Can Save The Genre

There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.

By Pauli Poisuo
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July 14, 2015

8 Horrifying Moments From Classic Kids Cartoons

Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.

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By Vincent Pall, Adam Koski
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July 12, 2015

6 Artists You Won't Believe Made Stuff Just For Kids

It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.

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By JM McNab
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July 11, 2015

Powers Nobody Realizes Superheroes Have

Some characters have unmentioned secondary skills that are so incredible that their primary superpower eats a pale shit in comparison.

By David Christopher Bell
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July 10, 2015

5 Ways My Movie Collection Became An Actual Addiction

I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.