Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

13 Great Uses For Bad Dialogue From 'True Detective'

Every Hollywood movie deserves a little bit of 'True Detective.'

By Randall Maynard
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August 27, 2015

6 Weird-Ass Upcoming Movies That Deserve More Hype

These six films are primed to knock your tits off in the foreseeable future.

By David Christopher Bell
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August 26, 2015

5 Subtle Ways Hollywood Taught You To Be A Worse Person

Whether we admit it or not, most of us will spend our adult lives trying to unlearn the shit pop culture taught us when we were growing up.

By Jason Pargin
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August 26, 2015

6 Reasons There's No Escape From Hollywood Racism

'No Escape' could have just used #FFFFFF, the perfect RGB color code for this movie and also an acronym for the words spoken by anyone watching this bullshit.

By Luke McKinney
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August 25, 2015

5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes

When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.

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By Patrick Coyne
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August 24, 2015

5 Iconic Roles That Made Actors' Lives A Living Hell

Some roles haunt famous actors for the rest of their lives.

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By Jim Avery
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August 23, 2015

The Brutally Honest Version of Ant-Man Moviegoers Deserved

'Screw you and the spinoff TV series you rode in on. I didn't invent this shrinking formula just so it could fall into the wrong hands.'

By The Editing Room
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August 20, 2015

4 Ghastly Horrors That Somehow Made It Into Kids' Movies

Sometimes, you need to double-check those so-called kids' films, lest you plop the spawn down for happy-time viewing and wind up inadvertently corrupting them.

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By Alex Fukui
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August 18, 2015

6 Sidekicks Who Should Have Been The Leader

Sidekicks get a raw deal, which is a shame really, because for every Watson who humbly plays beer-bitch to the much superior Holmes, there are other sidekicks who should clearly be the ones doing the keg stand.