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13 Great Uses For Bad Dialogue From 'True Detective'

Every Hollywood movie deserves a little bit of 'True Detective.'


6 Weird-Ass Upcoming Movies That Deserve More Hype

These six films are primed to knock your tits off in the foreseeable future.


5 Subtle Ways Hollywood Taught You To Be A Worse Person

Whether we admit it or not, most of us will spend our adult lives trying to unlearn the shit pop culture taught us when we were growing up.


6 Reasons There's No Escape From Hollywood Racism

'No Escape' could have just used #FFFFFF, the perfect RGB color code for this movie and also an acronym for the words spoken by anyone watching this bullshit.


5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes

When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.


5 Iconic Roles That Made Actors' Lives A Living Hell

Some roles haunt famous actors for the rest of their lives.


The Brutally Honest Version of Ant-Man Moviegoers Deserved

'Screw you and the spinoff TV series you rode in on. I didn't invent this shrinking formula just so it could fall into the wrong hands.'


4 Ghastly Horrors That Somehow Made It Into Kids' Movies

Sometimes, you need to double-check those so-called kids' films, lest you plop the spawn down for happy-time viewing and wind up inadvertently corrupting them.


6 Sidekicks Who Should Have Been The Leader

Sidekicks get a raw deal, which is a shame really, because for every Watson who humbly plays beer-bitch to the much superior Holmes, there are other sidekicks who should clearly be the ones doing the keg stand.


F#@% Blake Griffin: How Nike Just Ruined Space Jam

As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.


6 Famous Movie Villains Whose Evil Schemes Make Zero Sense

Some villains opt to skip the over-complicated planning and instead go for schemes that make no sense right from the very first nefarious laugh.


10 Gritty Reboots We Can't Stop Hollywood From Making

Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world.


5 Things Movie Dystopias Get Wrong About Dictatorships

Welcome to Dictatorship 101. Please take a seat. (You don't have a choice.)


6 Dumb Aspects Of The Original Star Wars Trilogy You Forgot

The beloved OT was never meant to be seen as a great artistic achievement. Not until our collective nostalgic hive mind decided it had to be, anyway.


The Darkest Episode Of TV Ever Was On Celebrity Family Feud

Like any American classic, it's borderline impossible to appreciate this on your own. You need a guide for a masterpiece this dense.