As the year ends, it's time to get pumped for 2017's offering of ridiculous flicks.
You can't tarnish the legacy of something when said legacy never existed.
Man, the Star Wars universe is kind of embarrassing.
Sometimes the answers are in far more obscure (read: nerdier) sources.
I feel like I could have been smart. Sadly, at the time of my life when I should've been actually learning things, I was too busy discovering a lost art called the 'dinosaur movie.'
We're not killjoys. We're just trying to forget our lonely, lonely lives.
At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.
Oh, Hollywood, you're so crafty.
Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.