13 Iconic Actors Who Were Typecast As Salty Douches

“Man, you’ve got a punchable face. Wanna keep it that way for decades?” That’s what we imagine studios and networks have asked these career douchebags. It must’ve been something to that effect, since they kept getting hired in smarmy, grumpy, or downright evil roles. Every hero needs a villain, and one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter, so the tightrope between these extremes is something that these actors have walked time and time again. Do we love them? Do we hate them? Either way, we somehow want to see them doing their dastardly thang.
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The entertainment industry aims to please us all. There’s Jimmy Fallon for the eternally giddy optimists, and there’s Tommy Lee Jones for all the salty old pricks out there. A young, peppy character trying to crack an old guy’s gruff exterior is comedy gold, so these stone-faced bastards will find work till the bitter (and we mean bitter) end. Whether they were assholes in real life, or decent folks who happen to be great in those love-to-hate roles, here are 13 people who made a career out of being an asshole.
Intergalactic smuggler, archeologist, therapist, grump.

Lucasfilm
We can handle your badass truth, Jack.

Columbia Pictures
An old grump since the ’60s.

Warner Bros. Pictures
Google “Tommy Lee Jones smiling.” It’s just off-putting.

Sony Pictures Releasing
Punchable but lovable.

BBC
Alan Rickman has a dark presence in any movie.

20th Century Studios
You know you’re an asshole if Paul Rudd wants to knock you out.

NBCUniversal
You don’t have to be likable to be funny.

Sony Pictures Television
Name one person other than Steven Seagal who thinks Steven Seagal is cool.

He can somehow say anything and we’d still love him.

MGM
Decades of the most brutal, unapologetic roastings.

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Comedy Central
Leave Betty White and Estelle Getty alone!

Touchstone Television
No one does cocky like Will Arnett.

Fox