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27 Mind-Blowing TRUE Star Wars Behind The Scenes Stories
Obi-Wan's death may have let the rebels escape, but really the character kicked the bucket because Alec Guinness hated being in the movies.
- By AM Smiley
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- December 12, 2015
6 Famous Movie Scenes With Horrific Scientific Implications
If you hold movies to the laws of science, stuff gets dark FAST.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- December 11, 2015
5 Reasons 'Jessica Jones' Is Way Darker Than You Realize
It's really hard to be an abuse survivor and see no accurate representations of what it is like on TV, but damn does 'Jessica Jones' deliver.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- December 10, 2015
5 Christmas Movies You Never Realized Had Insane Messages
Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.
- By Adam Wears
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- December 10, 2015
Cocky Guys Eat Apples: 25 Weird Non-Racial Movie Stereotypes
Just like everything else in Hollywood, even character archetypes are recycled at a disturbingly alarming rate.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 09, 2015
5 Reasons Not To Get Too Excited About The Force Awakens
Guys, we very well may have set our expectations too high here. Like the first time we ate a KFC Double Down or met Gary Busey in the flesh.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- December 08, 2015
7 Insane Behind-The-Scenes Problems Recent Movies Dealt With
The new POTC movie was infiltrated by a real pirate. After making some threats, the man fled into the bushes, disgracing the honor of pirates everywhere.
- By Jim Avery
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- December 06, 2015
6 Bizarre Lies Hollywood Tells When They Base A Movie On You
We spoke to LouAnne Johnson, the basis of Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds, to learn all the ways Hollywood willfully junked up the true story.
- By J.F. Sargent, LouAnne Johnson
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- December 06, 2015
6 Attempts To Sit Through The Worst Trilogy In History
After seeing Part One, you have no reason to want to see Part Two. And after seeing Part Two, there's got to be something considerably not right with you to want to watch Part Three.
- By Felix Clay
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- December 05, 2015
20 Horrifying Scenes Cut From Famous Disney Movies
The real 'Little Mermaid' is a horrifically depressing story featuring witchcraft, rejection, and, oh yeah, Ariel has no soul.
- By AM Smiley
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- December 05, 2015
20 Awkward Implications Star Wars Skips Over
It's a proud day in every padawan's life when they get to have their disgusting rat tail cut off.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 04, 2015
5 Actors You'll Never Believe Were Almost In Star Wars
Tupac would have been an ideal candidate for the CGI-saturated production, having previous experience acting opposite basically nothing.
- By JM McNab
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- December 03, 2015
8 Awesome Ways We'd Squander Our Superpowers
Swinging, blue genitals are 100 percent worth being able to be a one-man band.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 03, 2015
6 Bizarre Ways Chinese Audiences Alter Movies You Watch
China is about to surpass North America as the largest film market in the world, so bid farewell to freshly-baked apple pie and the Pledge of Allegiance led by an anthropomorphic box of popcorn and a live chorus of bald eagles.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- December 01, 2015
6 Horrifying Endings That 'True Story' Movies Left Out
Nothing more romantic than being kidnapped and dying young.
- By Alyssa Feller
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- November 30, 2015
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