Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Famous Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense
Time to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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Throwaway Jokes That Eventually Became Real
Life imitating fart jokes.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Hayao Miyazaki Has Turned Into Anime James Cameron With The Delays On His Last Film
Hayao Miyazaki's final film is coming along really slowly, but why?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Jurassic Park’s Strangest Plot Point Now Makes Sense In 2020
We regret to inform you 'Jurassic World' is now a better movie.
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- By JM McNab
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Final Blockbuster Left Will Not Flinch
Even during a pandemic you can make it a Blockbuster night.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Examples Of Transcendentally Stupid Movie Censorship
Some censorship is so dumb, it counts as a form of entertainment.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Robert Pattinson Sounds Insane Trying To Describe Christopher Nolan's New Film, 'Tenet'
Don't worry. You still won't understand what it was about after you watch it.
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- By Luis Prada
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The 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Special Finally Gets 'Choose Your Own Adventure' TV Right
Sometimes it feels nice to choose correctly, you know?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The 'Samurai Jack' Guy Is Actually Making Us Excited To See A 'Popeye' Movie
Full squint ahead.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Folks, Fall TV Is Gonna Suuuuuuuck
Despite what countless podcasters might think, “some guy alone in a room” isn’t a very compelling premise.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Moral Of 'The Notebook' Is Terrible
True love is being good in the sack, of course.
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- By Heidi Lux
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Fussing About The 'Avatar' Sequels' Cost Is Nonsense
Na'vi-mind that giant budget.
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- By JM McNab
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VIDEO: Why The New Star Wars Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start
You can't blame Jar-Jar for this one.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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Sneaky Ways Directors Hid Cameos
Sometimes even great directors don't want to hire more actors.
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- By JM McNab
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Why Would Anyone Reboot 'National Treasure'?
How many national treasures can there possibly be to find?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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