What in the world happened? Have Disney and Universal finally hoarded all the marketable franchises to form an unbeatable uber-duo like a corporate Tango and Cash?
Long, irregular hours plus a distinct lack of salad bars and Planet Fitnesses at most highway service stations mean touring entertainers must either scarf Big Macs while doing pushups on the roof of their car ... or get creative.
This just proves one thing: The whole of everything is stupid.
It turns out that plenty of cinema classics were treated like refried dog shit by the very people making them.
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Having a single-minded pursuit of the perfect performance can easily result in things getting way out of hand.
Apparently, whenever a Hollywood writer is stuck on a script, they watch a random episode of this obscure TV show, filter it through an eight ball of cocaine, and call it a day.
Thanks to these films' editors for saving us a lot of head scratching.
We have so many cool characters that a few of the most interesting ones inevitably end up as sidekicks and supporting roles.
Once in a blue moon budget limitations will elevate a movie from a permanent spot in a drug store clearance bin to a cultural landmark that we're still talking about decades later.