'John Carter,' for as cheesy as it was, really did its linguistic legwork.
The Simpsons' timeline is so insane, there's no way this isn't true.
The Iron Giant has a lot in common in with wooden aliens.
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The 'Expendables' is ripoff wall-to-wall karate and machine guns and has virtually no interest in linking events together with a narrative.
Thankfully, you don't have to actually open 'The Revenant' to understand the title.
It turns out those gorgeous movie types cosplaying as your favorite ink-and-paper creations are ruining them more than they'll ever know or care about.
Apparently Starlord needs some help reading.
A unified 'Inception'/'Matrix' connection makes a lot more sense than you think.
If it feels like I'm being hard on humanity, it's only because I care so much.
Beneath the wonder of powerful wizards, heroic sword fights, and enchanted jewelry, fantasy stories encourage some very dark ideas that usually fly right under our radar.
These stars' off-screen antics were even more unbelievable than anything in their movies.
Maybe you haven't noticed, but almost every popular genre comes with its own bizarre gender hang-ups begging to be picked apart.