Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Awful-Sounding TV Sandwiches (Built And Taste-Tested)

It's almost like TV writers were daring someone to try their monstrosities. We accepted.


4 Commercials Directed At An Audience That Doesn't Exist

Commercials suck. Especially those that transcend from 99-percent uselessness into 100-percent inexplicable.


18 Movie-Ruining Characters (And How We’d Get Rid Of Them)

We're looking forward to the special editions of these films that will now surely get made.


Controversial Movie Decisions (That Actually Make Sense)

Some of the stupid turns taken in famous sequels have explanations.


The Continuous Story In The Background Of Many Horror Films

Let's provide a sense of closure for some of these horror series that ended abruptly or were rebooted without any real conclusion.


5 Ways Modern Disney Is Even More Sexist Than The Classics

Disney's latest female characters are strong, independent, and unique. Or ... are they?


20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed

Time for another installment of 'Let's ruin everyone's favorite movies and TV shows.'


4 Pop Culture Details You Never Even Knew Had Explanations

Sometimes everything really does go according to plan.


5 Obscure Shows That Are Better Versions Of Ones You Watch

It always pays off to be prepared and have a spare everything.


Dear Star Wars: Please Let Carrie Fisher Rest in Peace

As the recent release of Rogue One has demonstrated, Star Wars is now bigger than any individual actor's life, or death, or dignity therein.


The Single Most Unexpectedly Creepy Kids’ Movie Of All Time

This lighthearted romp for children had some extremely shady stuff going on.


Actors Who Are Great At One Thing

Every terrible actor has a good role in them, as long as it's a very specific kind of role.


6 Disturbing Questions About Sex In The Disney Universe

You didn't think we'd let the year end without putting some more messed up thoughts about Disney movies in your head, did you?


Reuniting With ‘Spider-Man’ Movies After 10 Awful Years

The trailer for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' came out a few weeks ago, and it made me want to do a backflip off of my porch in joy.


4 Ridiculously Underrated Movies From 2016

There are, like, eleven days left in 2016. If you're smart, you'll set aside a few of those days to watch these movies, because they're awesome.