Cracked Archive - Movies & TV


22 Fights That'd Make A Better Movie Than Batman V Superman

Galactus and Transformers need a proper treatment accurate to the characters already.


21 Easter Eggs Lurking In Famous TV Shows

Everyone in 'The Simpsons' has four fingers. Well ... almost everyone.


5 Ridiculous Reasons Awesome TV Shows Were Canceled

George W. Bush got 'Reading Rainbow' canceled.


21 Movie Moments That Were Way Ahead Of Their Time

In 1927, a war film won the very first Best Picture Oscar despite showing two guys kissing. Way to go, Academy!


5 Creepy Things Every Horror Movie Assumes About Sex

This is sex according to horror movies. Scratch that. This is sex according to the experts.


7 Insane Things TV Shows Did When They Ran Out Of Money

Sometimes TV is a little low on cash and has to do some undignified things to get by.


7 Movie Moments That Will Change How You See Iconic Villains

Robert Englund uses the same mannerisms for Freddy as Willie the slapstick-funny alien in 'V.' So much so it's a little difficult to separate the two.


6 Insane Coincidences You Didn't Notice Are In Every Movie

No one ever eavesdrops in movies ... until it's absolutely important to the plot that they do.


6 Pro-Christian Films That Made Christians Look Like Jerks

We're pretty sure Jesus always preached 'Be yourself, unless you're a complete weirdo.'


5 Reasons Modern Candy Is Total Bull$#!t

You don't need to conduct a comprehensive survey of the modern candy selection to see that it has stalled out creatively.


5 Great Performances By Actors (Who Weren't Acting)

If you're watching someone having violence inflicted upon them, chances are that it's terrifyingly real.


7 Wildly Different Versions Of Movies That We Almost Had

Judging by his preproduction work, Guillermo del Toro's 'Hobbit' would've been infinitely better than the awful, Legolas-obsessed versions we got instead.


5 Feel-Good Movie Lessons Undone By Their Own Plots

From the moment the film begins, Marlin has to deal with so much crap it's a miracle he doesn't strap Nemo to the anemone and keep watch 24/7.


7 TV Finales That Went Out Of Their Way To Anger Fans

TV show finales have a grand tradition of sucking.