Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Fans Think 'Indiana Jones 5' is Recycling a Crazy Deleted Scene
It belongs in a museum … of crappy ideas.
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- By JM McNab
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4 5 Episodes Of Kids' Shows That Got Shockingly Dark
These episodes of kids' TV that somehow slipped through the cracks and became something else entirely.
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- By Mac Faber
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We Remade Mission Impossible For Only $20 (VIDEO)
Go take a nap, Tom Cruise. We'll take it from here. You earned it.
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- By Chandler Perry
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5 Characters That Should Be In Other Shows: 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Edition
The gang is versatile enough to appear on any show, but what would be the best show?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Vanilla Ice Honored The Ninja Turtles' Sacrifice This Memorial Day
“Go Ninja,” [wipes tears away] “Go.”
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- By JM McNab
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'Army Of The Dead' Keeps Threatening Us With A Good Time
All brains, no bite.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Infuriatingly Geeky 'Doctor Who' Joke (Possibly) Hiding In 'G.I. Joe'
Hiding jokes in plain sight is actually very difficult.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Did NASA Try To Stop Spielberg's 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind?'
As far as we can tell the government had no issues with ‘Hook’
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- By JM McNab
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'The Falcon And The Winter Soldier's Therapist Is Kind Of A Jerk
She honestly kind of shows a boneheaded lack of concern for a person's trauma.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Where's Our Goddamn 'Nice Guys' Sequel Already?
Just give Shane Black a small fraction of that 'Knives Out' dough.
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- By JM McNab
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The (Continuing) Baffling Battle For Rotten Tomatoes' Top Movie Spot
There's a bizarre battleground for top ranking on Rotten Tomatoes, but we guess that's where we've come to as a society.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Bring Back 'Star Wars' Snot Vampires, You Cowards
The new canon is growing more and more every minute, but they remain glaringly absent.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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How The 1990s Almost Killed Superheroes
If you think those Pokemon cards you're hoarding will make you rich, we've got a stack of Spawn #1s that say otherwise ...
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Army Of The Dead' Should Have Been A Video Game
Zack Snyder is a hell of a game maker; he just happens to make his games in movie form.
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- By Dan Duddy
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55 Strange Origins Of Famous Characters
Many of your favorite characters started out in ways nothing like you'd think.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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