Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Movie Villains Who Were Completely Right The Whole Time

Sometimes a villain just flips the whole script on the story being told.


5 Bizarre Celebrity Quirks You Can Never Unsee

Much like noticing a piece of food in a co-worker's teeth and then only seeing that piece of food for the rest of the day, I invite you to ruin your perceptions of your favorite celebs.


6 Famous Theme Songs With Secret (Horrifying) Lyrics

Songwriters can be messed up people, too messed up for PG rated content.


6 Characters Whose Lives Fell Apart In Little Known Sequels

Checking in on the heroes of your youth can be depressing pill to swallow.


The Rural Purge: 5 Ways The '70s Changed Everything Forever

When it comes to events the shaped the world into what it is today, nothing comes close to the 1970s.


The 8 Worst Abuses Of Photoshop In Recent Movie Posters

Clearly movie posters are being handled by the idiot studio intern whose office is a spider-filled broom closet.


Scully Hates Mulder: 7 On Screen Friends, Real World Enemies

Even the deepest displays of on-screen camaraderie you've grown to enjoy could hide real-life enmity and feuding.


I Was On MTV's The Real World: It Was Not Like You Think

We talked to one cast member to find out what really happens when people stop being polite, and start being completely aware that they're on television.


5 Movies & Shows That Give Away Their Big Twist Right At The Start

Sometimes, a movie or a TV show will throw every piece of foreshadowing it has into the very first scene knowing you won't see it until years later.


The Sexy Reason Why The Society In Zootopia Is Doomed

'Zootopia' is easily the best animated comedy about racial discrimination that I've ever furtively masturbated to in the back of a movie theater.


4 Ways To Fix The Star Trek Franchise

There certainly needs to be a lot less lens-flaring.


5 Ways The Food Network Went Insane When You Weren't Looking

I have a degree of confidence I would describe as fair to middling that Food Network was constructed specifically by Satan himself.


How A TMNT Villain (Maybe) Became A Nintendo Boss

Here at Cracked, we like to deal with world-changing, philosophical questions. Like, what's the deal with Krang from 'TMNT'?


Scenes That Were (Thankfully) Cut From Great Films

It turns out there's a lot of insanity hidden in the scripts for even the best movies.