We're getting 14 more films about Transformers. Here's what we can look forward to in 43 years.
You can keep your junk, sci-fi future.
These five scenes were stuck in the midst of war crimes against human creativity.
We're being set up for another Disney Renaissance.
Sometimes a movie costume has an insane backstory deserving of its own film.
Maybe it's time to stop using Nazis as bad guys.
Warning: Lots of talk of comic book wiener ahead.
Let's give these absolutely psychotic movies a little love.
Some of the stories behind these non-adaptations would make pretty good movies of their own (mostly comedies, with some hints of psychological horror).
Even the worst directors in the world don't get there out of nowhere.
These movies would've made 'Godfather Part II' look like a masterpiece.
Some films end up creating a gigantic ripple of success and artistic inspiration ... all from a single unassuming start.
When the money isn't rolling in, it's time for a rebrand, regardless of what the consumer was actually paying for.
Maybe we should take a break and consider that some of these puzzle pieces are a little too warped to fit the picture we have in mind.