Cracked Archive - Movies & TV


Obvious Ways To Solve Famous Movie Plots In Seconds

Most these movies could've been solved in minutes by a trip to the Dollar General.


Snow White Is A LOTR Sequel: A Mind-Blowing Theory

Disney's story ends what Tolkien started.


3 Ways Obsessive Fans Are Ruining Their Own Favorite Movies

The one things today's fans seem to have forgotten: It's about the journey.


6 Bizarre Assumptions Movies Make About Strong Women

Yeah, we are getting more "strong" women in movies, but there are some truly bizarre things writers just can't get past.


The 7 Most Accidentally Horrifying Children's Characters

Creating a children's character should be a relatively straightforward process. Until you freebase bath salts.


9 Insane Background Details You Never Noticed On Star Trek

No one can blame the new 'Star Trek' movies for muddying up the franchise. That bar was already set pretty high.


7 Times Sexual Abuse Was Played For Laughs On 'Friends'

Did prolonged childhood abuse cause everyone's favorite dimwitted lothario from 'Frineds' to become a sex-addict-turned-predator?


7 Shocking Dick Moves That Prove Hollywood Has No Soul

Even the weavers of cinematic dreams aren't above soullessly dickish moves.


5 Movie Villains Who Were Completely Right The Whole Time

Sometimes a villain just flips the whole script on the story being told.


5 Bizarre Celebrity Quirks You Can Never Unsee

Much like noticing a piece of food in a co-worker's teeth and then only seeing that piece of food for the rest of the day, I invite you to ruin your perceptions of your favorite celebs.


6 Famous Theme Songs With Secret (Horrifying) Lyrics

Songwriters can be messed up people, too messed up for PG rated content.


6 Characters Whose Lives Fell Apart In Little Known Sequels

Checking in on the heroes of your youth can be depressing pill to swallow.


The Rural Purge: 5 Ways The '70s Changed Everything Forever

When it comes to events the shaped the world into what it is today, nothing comes close to the 1970s.


The 8 Worst Abuses Of Photoshop In Recent Movie Posters

Clearly movie posters are being handled by the idiot studio intern whose office is a spider-filled broom closet.