We thought it might be fun to take some of the most inexplicably shithouse crazy panels from comic book history and try to make sense of them through the eyes of someone who's completely unfamiliar with the context.
Alas, not all movies are honest -- some are willing to fill your head with utter garbage for the sake of filling in a few moments of dialogue.
Turns out even our 'wholesome' classics were pretty much done by people high off dumpster trucks worth the drugs.
Shooting even the steamiest sex scene is awful and uncomfortable.
Even a broken clock gets the nut sometimes. Or something like that.
When it comes to pop culture memories we're basically all the guy from Memento.
Making films 101: When you have a problem, the best thing to do is make more problems.
Not only are they more talented than all of us, but they're way better at pulling pranks too.
When product placement works, it works damn well. When it doesn't, well, it looks like total trash.
We've been on high alert for subliminal propaganda, when all this time it's been dancing and singing stupid songs right in front of us.
In 2013, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas predicted the film industry as we know it would 'implode' if/when, in the near future, too many wildly expensive blockbuster movies flopped.
Now YOU can write your very own blockbuster.
Not every tie-in attraction can be a runaway success -- or attract throngs of rabid superfans who will trash your property.