Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Episodes Of Kids' Shows That Got Shockingly Dark
These episodes of kids' TV that somehow slipped through the cracks and became something else entirely.
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- By Mac Faber
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29 We Remade Mission Impossible For Only $20 (VIDEO)
Go take a nap, Tom Cruise. We'll take it from here. You earned it.
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- By Chandler Perry
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5 Characters That Should Be In Other Shows: 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Edition
The gang is versatile enough to appear on any show, but what would be the best show?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Vanilla Ice Honored The Ninja Turtles' Sacrifice This Memorial Day
“Go Ninja,” [wipes tears away] “Go.”
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- By JM McNab
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'Army Of The Dead' Keeps Threatening Us With A Good Time
All brains, no bite.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Infuriatingly Geeky 'Doctor Who' Joke (Possibly) Hiding In 'G.I. Joe'
Hiding jokes in plain sight is actually very difficult.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Did NASA Try To Stop Spielberg's 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind?'
As far as we can tell the government had no issues with ‘Hook’
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- By JM McNab
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'The Falcon And The Winter Soldier's Therapist Is Kind Of A Jerk
She honestly kind of shows a boneheaded lack of concern for a person's trauma.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Where's Our Goddamn 'Nice Guys' Sequel Already?
Just give Shane Black a small fraction of that 'Knives Out' dough.
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- By JM McNab
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The (Continuing) Baffling Battle For Rotten Tomatoes' Top Movie Spot
There's a bizarre battleground for top ranking on Rotten Tomatoes, but we guess that's where we've come to as a society.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Bring Back 'Star Wars' Snot Vampires, You Cowards
The new canon is growing more and more every minute, but they remain glaringly absent.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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How The 1990s Almost Killed Superheroes
If you think those Pokemon cards you're hoarding will make you rich, we've got a stack of Spawn #1s that say otherwise ...
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Army Of The Dead' Should Have Been A Video Game
Zack Snyder is a hell of a game maker; he just happens to make his games in movie form.
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- By Dan Duddy
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55 Strange Origins Of Famous Characters
Many of your favorite characters started out in ways nothing like you'd think.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Iran Tried To Hide Will Ferrell's Crotch With CGI (VIDEO)
Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend discuss Iran's government's clumsy, expensive attempts to protect its people from Will Ferrell's crotch. They also discuss other goofy censorship attempts and Rocket Launcher Jesus.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Jordan Breeding
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