Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Silly Rules That Old Dinosaur Movies All Seem To Follow

I feel like I could have been smart. Sadly, at the time of my life when I should've been actually learning things, I was too busy discovering a lost art called the 'dinosaur movie.'


Beautifully-Acted Scenes That Get Missed

Acknowledgement from Cracked is the highest honor an actor can receive.


3 Huge Mysteries Westworld Isn't Able To Answer

Should go without saying, but SPOILERS.


6 Scenes Added To Movies To Spite Real People

Sometimes your favorite scene is really only there to serve as a giant middle finger.


4 Times Movie Characters Didn’t See A SUPER OBVIOUS Solution

We're not killjoys. We're just trying to forget our lonely, lonely lives.


Fan Theories That Vastly Improve Films

Fake fans come up with fan fiction. Real fans develop complex theories like these.


5 Ways Modern Movie Directing Has Changed (For The Worse)

At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.


5 Absurdly Unapologetic Hollywood Sellouts

Product placements are the rectal catheters of popular entertainment.


23 Brilliant Pieces Of Foreshadowing You Probably Missed

Oh, Hollywood, you're so crafty.


5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective

Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.


The 5 Most Useless Features Hollywood Won’t Stop Pushing

These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.


6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart

Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.


Why Black Panther Is Really Marvel's Most Dangerous Villain

It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.


5 Great Life Saving Tips From Films (That'll Get You Killed)

Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.