I feel like I could have been smart. Sadly, at the time of my life when I should've been actually learning things, I was too busy discovering a lost art called the 'dinosaur movie.'
We're not killjoys. We're just trying to forget our lonely, lonely lives.
At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.
Oh, Hollywood, you're so crafty.
Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.
Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.
It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.
Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.